Barack Obama, our next President

Full story: Hampton Roads Daily Press

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...
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carol

Orlando, FL

#879733 Mar 25, 2013
How you know Eman's a woman: Have her answer the following three questions:

1. When you're lost in the woods, how do you find your way home?

a) Ask directions
b) Look for the moss on the north side of tree trunks and then go the opposite direction
c) Tits
d) I never get lost

2. On vacation someone steals your fanny pack with all your Traveller's Checks in it. What should you do first?

a) Call the police and the American Embassy
b) Go out in the street and look around until you find the dirty lying whore
c) Have a cup of tea and sit quietly in your window listening to the churchbells ringing in the distance and until you have recovered your composure
d) Take a big drink of liquor and go buy a gun from the guy at the desk

3. At your brother's funeral you notice that the widow has no panties on. How should you proceed?

a) What are you, retarded? She wants me
b) Go find your wife and make her take her panties off, then give them to your sister-in-law to wear. Try and keep the door open either way
c) Holy crap did you see the tits on her sister?
d) Wait a decent interval until your mind is in a clear space then write her an anonymous note and have Father Rielly go and give it to her. Avert your eyes as she checks
carol

Orlando, FL

#879734 Mar 25, 2013
See? I told you she wasn't a man
Realtime

Deltona, FL

#879735 Mar 25, 2013
RealDave wrote:
Tiger Woods wins second tournament since getting a golf lesson from the President.
See, if only the dumbass Republicans would pay attention & listen to President Obama, we would be must further recovered from the Great Bush Recession of 2008.
But noooooooooooooooooo. They keep playing the same duck hook "repeal the ACA" shot & ending up with their heads up their asses.
Whoa__I was thinking that it was the ski lessons.

Whatever, he's the best tournament golfer ever and can only add to his success going forward__a win a Augusta this year would be superb IMO.

Golf, like any sport, needs a star to remain relevant and Tiger has been a shining star.
sonicfilter

Fishers, IN

#879737 Mar 25, 2013
The psychology of sock puppetry

As the Wikipedia entry notes, sock puppetry is frowned on:

Sockpuppet (sometimes known also as a mule, or a glove puppet) is an additional account created by an existing member of an Internet community pretending to be a separate person. This is done so as to manufacture the illusion of support in a vote or argument or to act without social effect on one's "main" account stay away from the issue. This behaviour is often seen as dishonest by online communities and as a result these individuals are often labeled as trolls.

I'm not sure they're all trolls, as a troll is typically someone whose primary goal is engaging in disruptive behavior to gain attention. Creating a sock puppet merely to add support for one's own opinion is not trolling, and many trolls are not sock puppets at all, but well known commenters who always use the same name (usually fictitious, but sometimes real).

I have lower standards than most people, and while I post and comment under my own name, I have no problem with anonymous or pseudonymous posting or commenting. True, when push comes to shove, opinions from anonymous people are not taken as seriously as opinions from identified people, but that's just common sense, as well as collective blogospheric wisdom.

http://www.classicalvalues.com/archives/2006/...
No Surprize

Seminole, FL

#879738 Mar 25, 2013
RealDave wrote:
Tiger Woods wins second tournament since getting a golf lesson from the President.
See, if only the dumbass Republicans would pay attention & listen to President Obama, we would be must further recovered from the Great Bush Recession of 2008.
But noooooooooooooooooo. They keep playing the same duck hook "repeal the ACA" shot & ending up with their heads up their asses.
Since I be votiní for Obama, my taxes have gone up, my employer stopped offering health insurance, the defecit has doubled, obama killing American citizens, deranged nuculur democrats killing movie goers and school children, Iran has a nuclear bomb, Korea f*ck you obama, can't get into the White House, Tiger Woods gets golf lesson from obama, and my guns may be taken away. Damn you George Bush
Patriot

Boulder, CO

#879739 Mar 25, 2013
Communities in India Look to Prevent Fluoride Contamination as New Studies Link Diabetes and Cardiovascular Disease

http://intellihub.com/2013/03/25/communities-...
carol

Orlando, FL

#879740 Mar 25, 2013
leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>Whichever carol you are at the moment, I could see that this might not be an erroneous statement.(BTW, isn't there a Mormon link to Sades of Gray--I made a typo with shades and just couldn't correct its punagraphic brilliance--I mean like Stephanie Meyer and Angie's List? Those people be some money-grubbin' saints-in-waiting.)
How true, how true. Are you wearing panties right now? May I have them? Obviously prayer doesn't work so I'm just going to come right out and ask you if I can put my nose in your vagina for a couple of hours while I ponder the meaning of life... in a guy way.
Patriot

Boulder, CO

#879741 Mar 25, 2013
Gulf Seafood Deformities Alarm Scientists

http://oceansnrg.com/2013/03/18/gulf-seafood-...
No Surprize

Seminole, FL

#879742 Mar 25, 2013
sonicfilter wrote:
The psychology of sock puppetry
As the Wikipedia entry notes, sock puppetry is frowned on:
Sockpuppet (sometimes known also as a mule, or a glove puppet) is an additional account created by an existing member of an Internet community pretending to be a separate person. This is done so as to manufacture the illusion of support in a vote or argument or to act without social effect on one's "main" account stay away from the issue. This behaviour is often seen as dishonest by online communities and as a result these individuals are often labeled as trolls.
I'm not sure they're all trolls, as a troll is typically someone whose primary goal is engaging in disruptive behavior to gain attention. Creating a sock puppet merely to add support for one's own opinion is not trolling, and many trolls are not sock puppets at all, but well known commenters who always use the same name (usually fictitious, but sometimes real).
I have lower standards than most people, and while I post and comment under my own name, I have no problem with anonymous or pseudonymous posting or commenting. True, when push comes to shove, opinions from anonymous people are not taken as seriously as opinions from identified people, but that's just common sense, as well as collective blogospheric wisdom.
http://www.classicalvalues.com/archives/2006/...
Troll: A deranged liberal who continually posts deliberately provocative cut-n-paste delusional spam shit to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption, a mind without matter, causing a delusional argument, running on complete empty.
Eman

Orlando, FL

#879743 Mar 25, 2013
There! Right there! You see the Homer? That's the sort of vile and disgusting talk you endorse from your "friends!" We must all band together and present a unified front in the defense of liberty, justice, and the American way! No longer will we tolerate such ugly examples of prejudice and pornography... "No, ma, Idol's not on tonight! I think it's Dancing With the Stars or sumthin'..." Anways, get with the program. Let's keep this place as classy as it always was.
carol

Orlando, FL

#879744 Mar 25, 2013
I smell the listless grey blood of another weak one in the herd... feee... fiiiiiie... fooooo..... fummmmm...
carol

Orlando, FL

#879745 Mar 25, 2013
I think we all should take a step back and listen to a little music...

Lily Boca Raton Fl

Boca Raton, FL

#879746 Mar 25, 2013
NJ raider 1 wrote:
<quoted text> How exactly would you know what is normal in places you are scared to frequent? It must be normal if it's something you & I from 2 different areas recognize. I mean, I'm not an author or anything, I didn't just make this stuff up! Not to mention it's the hot topic in America today. Gun control, because the very thing you call not normal is happening on an alarming rate. Care to reassess your statement? Must've hit home huh! You ready to admit that there's stereo typical actions in all facets & backgrounds or I gotta talk about the suicide rate of Americas caucasian youth, animal mutilation , serial killers, & meth head prescription drug addicted children. Runaways turn prostitutes in those same ghettos throwing shitty diapers out windows with the likes of them!
She lives in the Queensbridge projects, she posts daily about her life in the ghetto. Too bad she can't move., but who would make the meatballs?
Patriot

Boulder, CO

#879747 Mar 25, 2013
Grassroots Effort Begins to Initiate Recall Vote of Colorado (D) Gov. John Hickenlooper
for Signing New York Style Gun Control Laws

If you live in Colorado, you have an obligation to stop being a spectator and GET INVOLVED -

http://educate-yourself.org/cn/coloradogovern...
Lily Boca Raton Fl

Boca Raton, FL

#879748 Mar 25, 2013
Jane Says wrote:
<quoted text>we're waiting for you to post about Oprah's Uncles repeatedly raping her when she was a young girl...common in black families, part of the culture. Sandusky's crime was not considered culturally normal.
Send your son to sleep at Sanduskys house and while he's screaming in the basement while Jerry is raping him, Dotty will testify that she didnt hear a thing.

You are a sick, sick woman Jane, even defending Sandusky who raped boys for years, just because he's white.

Maybe you are Dotty
Lily Boca Raton Fl

Boca Raton, FL

#879749 Mar 25, 2013
Realtime wrote:
<quoted text>Whoa__I was thinking that it was the ski lessons.
Whatever, he's the best tournament golfer ever and can only add to his success going forward__a win a Augusta this year would be superb IMO.
Golf, like any sport, needs a star to remain relevant and Tiger has been a shining star.
The billionaire black golfer , golfing with the black leader of the Western world! Isn't life grand?
lily waxman raton fl

Pompano Beach, FL

#879750 Mar 25, 2013
Lily Boca Raton Fl wrote:
<quoted text>
She lives in the Queensbridge projects, she posts daily about her life in the ghetto. Too bad she can't move., but who would make the meatballs?
lily knows the projects from her earlier life in the hood, where she learned filthy language and her other abusive skills and lowlife habits.
lily waxman raton fl

Pompano Beach, FL

#879751 Mar 25, 2013
Lily Boca Raton Fl wrote:
<quoted text>
Send your son to sleep at Sanduskys house and while he's screaming in the basement while Jerry is raping him, Dotty will testify that she didnt hear a thing.
You are a sick, sick woman Jane, even defending Sandusky who raped boys for years, just because he's white.
Maybe you are Dotty
lily really, really loves the race card
lily waxman raton fl

Pompano Beach, FL

#879752 Mar 25, 2013
Lily Boca Raton Fl wrote:
<quoted text>
The billionaire black golfer , golfing with the black leader of the Western world! Isn't life grand?
lily really, really, really loves the race card
Lily Boca Raton Fl

Boca Raton, FL

#879753 Mar 25, 2013
Realtime wrote:
<quoted text>Right and he killed a pizza guy right?
White kid from a home with large income__well connected in Colorado muckety muck circles even while serving time. Go figure that sht out.
White must be right? Even when you're batshyte crazy?
What went wrong with that kid? The family sent him away to those programs for troubled teens. Samoa and Jamaica. Just got out of prison where he joined a white supremacist gang, he may have worn the pizza delivery mans uniform when he went to kill him. His father friends with Gov.Hickenlooper.
There goes the intact family argument

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