Derwoods (that guy dat married he cousin and liked pondering birds and plants) pond?<quoted text>
That sounds like a good plan! Of course I'm a man you big silly!
I have to ask though... you're not one of those johnny come lately half breed wannabe injins are you?
Cause I used to call one of them everyday and he turned out to be a girl with a really deep voice. I don't want to go down that road again, that's for sure!
Well that explains SOME of the insanity then!