Suck it, deb.<quoted text>
Debil was absolutely accurate in referring to you as a "dumb b!tch." Here you are summoning him again by speaking his name in vein (spelling deliberate). As a supposed "pagan" (hahahahahaha, oh you naughty, naughty girl), you should know that naughty words are rendered aseptic when they reveal a metaphysical truth -- you dumb b!tch! The secret of the Philosopher's Stone is that it is found in ordure? Now go put something behind your ears that will hold hubby's flagging interest -- LIKE YOUR ANKLES!
(I'll leave the particulars of the hoovering up to you.)