I don't know, Ed, I often think I'm standing in front of a precipice myself... there could be something to it? You know, Ed, I'm reminded of the Titanic for some reason? Probably because I am very lonely and have always had a crush on Leonardo DiCaprio? In any event, it took 2 hours or so for the ship to sink. I'm willing to bet the guys on the upper decks didn't think they were going to fall in the water and freeze to death initially...<quoted text>
Hyped manufactured issues? You mean like the main stream media harping president nobama's doom and gloom resulting from the sequester? You know extra long lines at airports, thousand upon thousands of lay offs, children going hungry, schools cutting back? Actually all we have noted is thousands of illegal criminal immigrants released and school kids tours of the White house cancelled.
"Nice night out tonight, Reince."
"Yes, Newt, it is, lovely. The boat does seem to be listing a little though... ever since we felt that bump about an hour ago..."
"Don't worry about it, Reince, the band's still playing isn't it? What could go wrong?"