Well, gee... that's a relief. You deserve neither, and I'm impressed that your self-awareness is at this level. How inspiring.<quoted text>
I expect neither admiration nor excited envy
Dull minds are no doubt your especial province. Experience, after all, is the best teacher. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day....a goal to which you can perhaps aspire.<quoted text>from the dull mind of a beast of burden.
As I've previously advised, keep on believin'. I like you best when you're malleable and compliant like this.<quoted text>You simply are what you are: domesticated and enslaved for the good of mankind.
Contrary to your perception, I'm not remotely like your last wife.<quoted text>Now go pull a train or something.
But neither was he.