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Jimmy

Newington, CT

#872465 Mar 12, 2013
Cway wrote:
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Jimmy, let me know when you manage to extract your head from your azz, twerp.
Twerp? What, are you stuck in the last century about four+ decades ago?

Twerp?

Hahaha!!!!

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Pompano Beach, FL

#872466 Mar 12, 2013
waxywaxturd wrote:
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As I am busy with the judgit competition right now I have no time to converse back and forth with all my socks today and that includes you. You are not one of my personal favorites, though I have feelings for you. I prefer the others and will be speaking only with them today. Don't get your feelings hurt, you will always be a member of my sock family "personality parade" I just don't have the time!
Now be a good boy and go back to judging my posts with brilliant symbols. Maybe later when things slow down we can have a little chat. Keep Judging!!!!!!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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carol

Orlando, FL

#872467 Mar 12, 2013
(noise of someone inhaling over and over and then holding it...) Yes, Jesus... Jesus walked among us, thank you, Jee-sus! Wooooo! Big day planned.... maybe a little Entemann's cheese strudel first?.....(ravenous noises of a beast feeding..)... Where was I? Oh yes, love. It all comes down to this. Not the messy sticky stuff mind you, no, no, no, but the sacred clean kind you don't have to take a shower after. God loves us all and, objectively speaking, if you choose to not love him back YOU'RE GONNA DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!!. There's no other recourse, sorry. Mmmmmmmmmm, this toothpaste tastes great....
NUT surpriZed

Pompano Beach, FL

#872468 Mar 12, 2013
waxywaxturd wrote:
To my dearest topix friends and fans!!!
I would like to take a much needed breather (whew) from the frantic frenzy of judging your posts to make a serious and heartfelt post.
Most of you know me as "Not Surprized" ((the chubby Obama worshipper from an embarrassing hidden location), but I'm so much more than that. I'm caring, I'm giving, I'm sensual. Its just that as I get older and fatter, things have slowed down quite a bit for me. A couple of years ago you'd have never caught me posting for 12 straight hours because the phone would ring 5-6 times a night (and it'd be a different dude every time!!!). Now, I'm lucky if the janitor knocks on my door for a quickie after cleaning the community toilets. I guess what I'm REALLY saying is..... I need friends (lovers too!!). I'll do literally anything to earn your trust, and you can mop up the floor with me six ways from Sunday.
Please...leave your phone numbers and,,,
Just love me unconditionaly....
Warm hugs!!! Not Surprized
On with the judgit tourney!!!!!!!!!!
PS I have brought out "Cway" one of my all time favorite topix socks!!!!! Please show him some love!!!!!!!!!!
Hugs Not Surprized!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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Pompano Beach, FL

#872469 Mar 12, 2013
waxywaxturd wrote:
I beseech you my topix friends, do not let me lose control of myself with these judgits today!! I feel a topix meltdown on the horizon for me coming very soon!!!!
Please someone challenge me!! I feel like I'm losing all control and I don't want to go back to the hydrotherapy bath, the tranquilizing chair" and the gyroscope. Once was enough this week!!!
Leave your phone numbers in my Topix private messaging box. We can discuss this!!
Warmly, Not Surprized
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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Pompano Beach, FL

#872470 Mar 12, 2013
waxywaxturd wrote:
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"Nuculur option" is one of mine girlfriend!
Hugs, Not Surprized!
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!

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Jimmy

Newington, CT

#872471 Mar 12, 2013
Selecia Jones- JAX FL wrote:
<quoted text>Sometimes there are some posters on here that I think the Earth needs to open up and swallow.
I do not believe that they will ever be able to recover his body as they have razed the house into the hole.
What in the world happened to you to make you so vile and have the compassion of a reptile? You really have some issues.

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Since: May 11

Loysville, PA

#872472 Mar 12, 2013
Paul Ryan's budget.

Of the 4.6 trillion in savings over ten years, 40% would come from the appeal of Obamacare.

Obamacare was paid for & did not add to the deficit.

The only way repealing Obamacare would save money would be to keep many of the revenue generating parts of the bill.

You know that same revenue increase Ryan had a fit about.

Just like Ryan's bill cuts the deficit by including the tax increase on the Wealthy passed in the fiscal cliff. Yep the same revenue increase Ryan had a fit about.

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TSM

El Paso, TX

#872473 Mar 12, 2013
CBC leaders complains Obama snubbing black candidates for whites, If they hadnít notice Obama first four years in office never visited a black neighborhood sent Biden to NAACP convention, Maxine Water asking her constituents for permission to go after Obama for High unemployment among Blacks, now explain why should Obama show Respect when over 90% of Blacks Voted for this Clown!!

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Jimmy

Newington, CT

#872474 Mar 12, 2013
shovelhead72 wrote:
<quoted text> Get a clue: if you're smelling something, it's not me. Perhaps you should consider brushing your own teeth, Jim.
Just a thought.
Wow! We can see e have a bright creative one here. Uses the same material from the post it responds to. Very impressive!

Baawwaaahhh!!!!

Now you know why we call you libtards.

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carol

Orlando, FL

#872475 Mar 12, 2013
Carol appears on her doorstep - actually, she's standing in front of the community pool but she thinks it's her doorstep. Her eyes are two bright red orbs and the front of her suit of armor is smeared with cream cheese and crumbs. She stares down into the unnaturally blue water and the wavy motion serves to make her sick. She vomits into the pool and the neighborhood children scatter like agitated leaves. Then, she speaks...

"Oh, Great Precip.. Precipee.. Precipit... Oh Great Cliff of Life... how do I adore thee? For without you, Great Cliff of Life how would I find the strength to invent a bunch of silly, vaguely dark stuff to worry and fret and pray about? Please help me Great Scary Cliff of Life to extend my suffering about not knowing what to be afraid of next for as long as possible, so, at the end, I can be completely terrorized by all the stuff I make up in my head that is very likely going wrong every day.

Amen."

So saying, carol steps off into the water in a full suit of armor which was a threat she hadn't even considered up to that point.

“Seriously Misguided Democrat”

Since: Oct 12

Chicago Thugtown

#872476 Mar 12, 2013
DOH! Where'd my Dag Nab judgits go? I'm so humiliated, I now post as cway, Waxtawaxturds and shovel head!

Where's my ammo?

DOH!

I messed up my proxy sockpuppet routine and got busted as a hypocrite again.

DOH!

Where's my Obamaphone?

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#872477 Mar 12, 2013
PDUPONT wrote:
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Your ignorant obsession with "Obamacare" is really getting tiresome Carol. Yes Carol it's a total disaster when a cancer patient on chemotherapy doesn't have to worry about their treatment being terminated because they've reached an arbitrary lifetime cap. It's a disaster when the parents of a child born with a birth defect will be able to get medical insurance and not go bankrupt because of medical bills. It's a disaster that when my son turns 21 at the end of the month we won't be hit with the expense of another policy. It's a disaster that big insurance will have to pay out 80% of the revenue they receive on actual healthcare instead of padding executive salaries. It's a real disaster that preventative care like annual checkups are included that can spot a medical condition before it gets worse and more expensive to treat.
The conditions that caused the Great Depression are very different today than they were in 1929. Stocks can no longer be bought on margin and bank deposits are insured preventing depositors from losing all of their life savings in the event of bank failures.
Your assertion that half the people in this country are on some kind of welfare is just a bald faced lie. Retirees on social security paid into the system. I've been paying into it for over 40 years since I got my first job back in high school. Do you consider disabled veterans who put their lives on the line so that you can be free to spew your stupidity on some kind of welfare? No they earned it it the most extreme way possible.
You just don't get anything Carol, you've had your head stuck in the right wing echo chamber far too long.
Petey, This country is a Democratic Republic, not the Socialist state you wish it to be. Arbitrary cap, people knew when they bought the policies what the limits were in place. It's spelled out in their policies?
Yes, Petey over 50% are on some form of welfare, no thanks to the budgets and policies of Barack Hussein Obama and the Democrats.
If SS monies had been put in funds that earned interest money, instead of the General Fund that allow Congress and all the Administrations after to use it for Presidential 'vacations',and whatever, There would be more than enough money, for retirees.
Jimmy

Newington, CT

#872478 Mar 12, 2013
leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>"They are deserving of hatred and a tax paying citizen"??? Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnit all to floDUH, but are you one of dumb carol's former bogus students?(BTW, the term in the next sentence should be "that's.") I can't believe how gullible you losers are; some reich-wing non-journalist tells you all your life's misery is the responsibility of "liberals" who are ALL black, stupid, on welfare--when they're not Hollywood, elitist, rich--and you just fall into goosestep. I know the "welfare Cadillac" was a song requested by Nixon, but I'm thinking your logic might have fit well in Germany during the 30's as well...
so says the most militant and intolerant fascist on the thread...

Zzzzzzz......

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carol

Orlando, FL

#872479 Mar 12, 2013
What I like best is the way I can acquire little smiley faces and light bulbs when it's clear that the giver never even read what I wrote! It's magic!
Jimmy

Newington, CT

#872480 Mar 12, 2013
carol wrote:
Carol appears on her doorstep - actually, she's standing in front of the community pool but she thinks it's her doorstep. Her eyes are two bright red orbs and the front of her suit of armor is smeared with cream cheese and crumbs. She stares down into the unnaturally blue water and the wavy motion serves to make her sick. She vomits into the pool and the neighborhood children scatter like agitated leaves. Then, she speaks...
"Oh, Great Precip.. Precipee.. Precipit... Oh Great Cliff of Life... how do I adore thee? For without you, Great Cliff of Life how would I find the strength to invent a bunch of silly, vaguely dark stuff to worry and fret and pray about? Please help me Great Scary Cliff of Life to extend my suffering about not knowing what to be afraid of next for as long as possible, so, at the end, I can be completely terrorized by all the stuff I make up in my head that is very likely going wrong every day.
Amen."
So saying, carol steps off into the water in a full suit of armor which was a threat she hadn't even considered up to that point.
Keep your day job lily.

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carol

Orlando, FL

#872482 Mar 12, 2013
God himself will judge you, demon, you won't be laughing so hard then I tell you.
Dr Ken Yaya

Pompano Beach, FL

#872483 Mar 12, 2013
RealDave wrote:
Paul Ryan's budget.
Of the 4.6 trillion in savings over ten years, 40% would come from the appeal of Obamacare.
Obamacare was paid for & did not add to the deficit.
The only way repealing Obamacare would save money would be to keep many of the revenue generating parts of the bill.
You know that same revenue increase Ryan had a fit about.
Just like Ryan's bill cuts the deficit by including the tax increase on the Wealthy passed in the fiscal cliff. Yep the same revenue increase Ryan had a fit about.
ObamaSCARE has not been paid for and was partially financed by funds STOLEN from Medicare by the Liar-in-Chief, the incompetent Obama. It will never be paid for, but will continue to bankrupt even future generations thanks to ObamaSpend.
NUT surpriZed

Pompano Beach, FL

#872485 Mar 12, 2013
waxywaxturd wrote:
Some quick words of gratitude to all my sockpuppets:(and you know who you are);
Thank you all so VERY much for giving me more positive judgits than the other posters are given. You all know how much that means to me! It makes me feel like I have accomplished something other than just getting myself committed to this psychiatric hospital, sitting around in my wheelchair in loaded depends all day. It is truly an act of kindness and much appreciated. Keep up the good work! Gratefully,
Not Surprized
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!
carol

Orlando, FL

#872486 Mar 12, 2013
Chicagoan by Birth wrote:
<quoted text>Petey, This country is a Democratic Republic, not the Socialist state you wish it to be. Arbitrary cap, people knew when they bought the policies what the limits were in place. It's spelled out in their policies?
Yes, Petey over 50% are on some form of welfare, no thanks to the budgets and policies of Barack Hussein Obama and the Democrats.
If SS monies had been put in funds that earned interest money, instead of the General Fund that allow Congress and all the Administrations after to use it for Presidential 'vacations',and whatever, There would be more than enough money, for retirees.
Well, I guess the number would be more like 100% wouldn't it? I mean, off-shore accounts and tax-breaks for oil companies, tax-free factory farms, Saudi investors, ranchers paying nothing to run cattle of Federal land, Japanese loggers cutting 600 year old Redwoods out of the National Forests on fire reduction permits, aren't all these things a form of welfare in the end? And when I say,'in the end,' I mean, of course, all the way up your anus til it gets to your lungs...

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