Hell, the Crows can twitter better than you can.<quoted text>Suit yourself. Have you tried "Lava" for that 'washing out with soap' thing? Might burn a little behind the eyes, but you'll probably get used to that. Let me know how it goes.
Goody-goodyness? I guess those that can't 'do', may as well teach...
Here's a napkin - I put a little ice water on it. No, to your left a scoche....there.
Did you try the cole slaw?
You sound like the night beetles slamming into the window panes all night long.