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RUSH10ME

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PDUPONT wrote:
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Okay, first off how are you going to prove it? Are you going to come over and shoot my washing machine?
Also you're wrong. In my younger days I used a twelve gauge side by side to hunt pheasant and usually hit it from a room distance away. The shot didn't penetrated all that far into the bird just enough to kill it. When Dick Cheney shot his friend it was at a much closer range and it didn't kill him did it? While a bird shot pellet may penetrate the skin of a washing machine it won't penetrate a wall and even if it did it wouldn't have enough power left to actually kill or even seriously injure someone unlike a high power rifle round.
Look you stupid son on a bitch ,I just went out side and shot a 55 ballon baeeel with #6 shot at 15 feet and now I have a vented fire barrel jack ass .
sonicfilter

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No Surprize wrote:
<quoted text>You know so much about Republicans...and even less about obama.
Spammer: The act of obnoxiously doing repeated copy-n-paste for attention or in order to disturb others, a dumbass on a forum, running on empty and posting useless crap of no relevance for only their amusement. Definitely liberal.
Female internet trolls, are far more scary then their male counterparts. Female trolls seem to better able to delude themselves into believing that their behavior is not only accepted online but that the traits that they find so well received (they are not) will transfer well to real life. usually ends badly.

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Brownsville, TX

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sonicfilter wrote:
How to Be a Right-Wing Troll in Ten Easy Steps
1. Always act superior, even when your opponent clearly outclasses you intellectually (this will happen frequently).
2. Demand that your opponent provide evidence to prove their point, then dismiss the evidence based on its source when they do, no matter how widely-accepted or valid that source happens to be. If you can’t do that, lie and deny that you said what you said, or lie and say your opponent misinterpreted your statement and is now off topic. Failing those tactics: Change the subject.
3. Lie about all scientific and historical facts when they can’t be ignored; facts often get in the way of right-wing ideology. And don’t forget: No lie is too outrageous. Repeat the same lies loudly and often.
4. Project. A lot.
5. Take many, many cheap shots at prominent Democrats and your opponents, then decry the lack of civility in political discourse.
6. Be proud of your hypocrisy; being a hypocrite is essential to being a right-winger — and a troll. However, don’t acknowledge being a hypocrite. Instead, characterize yourself as being “principled” and try to rationalize your hypocrisy. Also, try to ignore that pesky cognitive dissonance!
7. Blame Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, and the Democratic Party for everything. EVERYTHING. The Huronian glaciation? Clinton’s fault. The Lindbergh kidnapping? Obama. The eventual supernova of Earth’s Sun billions of years from now? Nancy Pelosi and Russ Feingold. Nothing, absolutely NOTHING, is the fault of a Republican, even when it is.
8. Continually initiate contact with your opponents and, whenever they respond, falsely accuse them of cyberstalking you.
9. Abandon well-known Republicans (i.e. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney) when they become incredibly unpopular, and claim that they aren’t “real” conservatives while ignoring that they’re so far-right they make white supremacists look like members of the ACLU.
10. Secretly accept that you’re a minority and let yourself be consumed by your deep and abiding hatred of everyone and everything that doesn’t conform to your worldview (currently 99.99% of reality).
http://current.com/community/93926825_how-to-...
You should post this every day.

“WAXMAN NOSURPRIZE_ JIMMY TOO”

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"Jimmy", "proudtobewhite", "rat face", "Old Goober", come on out!!!!!! I need some backup here!!!!!!!!

Meltdown coming on!

Paniced, Waxturds!!
No Surprize

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sonicfilter wrote:
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Female internet trolls, are far more scary then their male counterparts. Female trolls seem to better able to delude themselves into believing that their behavior is not only accepted online but that the traits that they find so well received (they are not) will transfer well to real life. usually ends badly.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php...
When posting on Topix, there is a fine line between "what's on your deranged mind" and "You should probably see a therapist about this cut-n-paste." Spammer.

Your deranged creativity is your lack of intelligence still running on empty having fun. Definitely liberal
sonicfilter

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OldRaider wrote:
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You should post this every day.
for the benefit of the left wingers?

the right wingers have already seen it.
sonicfilter

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No Surprize wrote:
<quoted text>When posting on Topix, there is a fine line between "what's on your deranged mind" and "You should probably see a therapist about this cut-n-paste." Spammer.
Your deranged creativity is your lack of intelligence still running on empty having fun. Definitely liberal
Female trolls seem to better able to delude themselves.....

“God bless you, Mr. President”

Since: Jul 08

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Realtime wrote:
Plenty of good news for WalMart today after the right wing loons have been frothing at the mouth over a couple of anonymous emails.
18% increase in dividends__a 2.6% increase in profits after a somewhat sluggish start due to uncertainty about the payroll tax hike, fuel prices and that credit card bills from Christmas start showing up in February.
That ought depress flack for the day--for him any good news for the economy is bad.
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OldRaider wrote:
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You should post this every day.
You can not get back on your feet until you first give up drinking your Colt 45, get out of bed, then get up off your lazy ass. Definitely liberal.

“WAXMAN NOSURPRIZE_ JIMMY TOO”

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To all my topix friends. I am pleading with you to make contact. Please, reach out as I am feeling off kilter at this moment. No Surprise (Florida) has hidden my other socks from me and this is not good. I don't like this. As I am feeling anxiety it would be the descent thing to do. What are friends for? Please, leave me your phone numbers. Here are the instructions for anyone who isn't registered.

To send a Personal Message, you must be a registered Topix user. Please sign in or sign up for a free account.

Do it now!!!!!!!

Thank you.
Much love and warmest hugs, Waxman.
Forum

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Feb 22, 2013
 
new hammer time wrote:
I NEED the real thing.
Im getting bored using a salami up my butt hole
Does it hurt?

Since: Nov 09

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RUSH10ME wrote:
<quoted text>Look you stupid son on a bitch ,I just went out side and shot a 55 ballon baeeel with #6 shot at 15 feet and now I have a vented fire barrel jack ass .
You went outside and shot a 55 gallon barrel and you called him stupid????? That's funny.
No Surprize

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RUSH10ME wrote:
<quoted text>Look you stupid son on a bitch ,I just went out side and shot a 55 ballon baeeel with #6 shot at 15 feet and now I have a vented fire barrel jack ass .
Liberal Logic, Joe Biden: Buy a 12 gauge shotgun, not an assault rifle.. Fire the shotgun outside on a balconey. LOL..Yes, get a 'scatter' gun - shoot everyone with one shot. Joe Biden and PDUPONT are idiots. Definitely liberal.
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sonicfilter wrote:
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Female trolls seem to better able to delude themselves.....
Belief follows your intention ma'am.
Homer 2016

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leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>That ought depress flack for the day--for him any good news for the economy is bad.
Market up too, I see an early visit to Jerry's in his future.

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I would like to introduce you to one of ny newest sockpuppets, "FORUM". He's not "Jimmy" but he will do in a pinch!!
Please, topix friends, make him feel welcome!!!!!!

Hugs, Waxman
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Does it hurt?
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You went outside and shot a 55 gallon barrel and you called him stupid????? That's funny.
Democrat and guns are a recipe for Mental illness and disaster. Definitely liberal.
Homer 2016

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OldRaider wrote:
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You went outside and shot a 55 gallon barrel and you called him stupid????? That's funny.
Well it was either that or his old Camaro up on blocks in front of his trailer.

“God bless you, Mr. President”

Since: Jul 08

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<quoted text>you must be so thrilled that Obama the Social Engineering Income ReDistributor In Chief is going to pay you to send TyRone, TyQuan and ShayQuan to Head Start. Round up more baby daddies and get ready to cash them givernment checks!
http://www.billoreilly.com/currentarticle
Jane, "you ignorant slut", don't you know that seeing Orally's smirking pasty canned ham face this early in the morning produces projectile vomiting in intelligent women of "faloofa" age?(Who else you going to pretend to be today? I really like all the stupid mistakes you make when trying to to Yawkie best.)

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leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>That ought depress flack for the day--for him any good news for the economy is bad.
Found out last night that WalMart is going to build a Neighborhood Mart at the shopping mall where the Belo's food store was. I will then be able to walk to shop. That strip mall is a blight on the area. It will be nice to see up renovated. Burger King, among others, is lowering their menu prices. Interest rates are about to soar. The market is set for a correction. 15%? We are headed back into a recession if we ever really got out of one? Life is peach keen, right?

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