So you were there!<quoted text>
Well, ol' cripple-boy, here's the thing: if I hadn't been there and seen the story unfold personally I might have simply done what you do in here and blather away like a dried-up ol' codger. But, the thing is, cripple-boy, and when I say 'boy' I mean, boy, I heard Ann tell the story and she was telling it in a room full of Texas politicians of all stripes who already knew it, nodding their heads.
Now. Did I actually see l'il George pickin' up garbage? No. But it appeared to be general knowledge in the Texas state legislature when lubricated by all the booze big oil can buy. But there's more, sweetie. I, sort of, have connections to all the players involved. It was a good trap they laid out for ol' Dan but it was a trap nonetheless. The beauty of it was they were direct copies of the original documents but retyped on a word processor. Genius! Within an hour after Dan's story hit the street 2 conservative bloggers working for Rove's political lobby simultaneously noticed the non-typewriter spacing of the individual letters and the peculiar font characteristics overall. That's pretty good sleuthing from a bunch that supports nutty claims that global warming is just a phase the earth's going through and that dinosaur pups used to play with Neanderthal children. In other words, it was a lucky shot planned in advance that saved a drunk and drug-ridden president from being dragged through the gutter like both Nixon and Reagan.
World you like to debate Iran Contra now, cripple-boy? Now next time you decide to talk with your betters you use the proper respect or maybe that dumb bitch of yours will end up in a dark alley opened up like a christmas turkey.
Well, shucks an' all...dat settles it!
I was there when the Magna Carta was signed! I watched Columbus drop his drawers and be first to use the poop deck on the way over!
Yoo wur first at the local Red Lobster opening, too.
I'm impressed as hell, Dood:}