Barack Obama, our next President

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ... Full Story

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#861192 Feb 18, 2013
I LOVE STUPID GRINGOS! HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEH

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#861193 Feb 18, 2013
new hammer time wrote:
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REAgan and his voo'doo economics never worked.....just gave the rich more time to scheme against the poor.
President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"
Cashier:
"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Obama:
"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!"
Cashier:
"Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Obama:
Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier:
"I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Obama:
"I am urging you, please, cash this check."
Cashier:
"Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a
Fabulous shot as the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"
Obama:
Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don't have a clue.
Cashier:
"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#861194 Feb 18, 2013
orkin33 wrote:
I LOVE STUPID GRINGOS! HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEH
Loving yourself is a good first step.

Now, what else can you do?

“wake up”

Since: Jan 10

utica ny

#861195 Feb 18, 2013
new hammer time wrote:
<quoted text> not all dems. voted for those 2fake azz wars. some saw thru the fog of lies. just to be on the safe side.....tea-partiers were waiting to pounce on the dems if they rejected bushs pattern of lies. they had FOX ready to call them unpatriotic, unamerican, commies, etc.. yeah, the shyt was planned out in advance.
the tea party wasn't around back then . Try again.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#861196 Feb 18, 2013
This is what the Boy Messiah wants from the Chinese. No such luck, Azzhole.

http://www.safeshare.tv/w/kRRyGqbZGQ

“wake up”

Since: Jan 10

utica ny

#861197 Feb 18, 2013
Nj raider 1 wrote:
<quoted text> You do understand that what have implied can simply be said about the republicans & obamacare right? You know just as well as I that bush put the full pressure of his presidency on the dems. And it was all a lie! A big
f cking lie! The while freaking thing was really over oil (stealing oil). The bush family was in bed with bin laden & his family for years before 9/11. Even up to the morning of 9/11. Dont try to put anything concerning President Obama into the same bracket as bush's corruption. Bush's absence of a presidency is stuff of legendary infamy. Obama is the stuff of legend!
what Implied was if bush lied the dems were either to stupid to see it or they were lazy and did not look into it befor voting for the war. In either case they were incompetent .
Now as for obama being a legend,I'll agree he rates up there with jim jones and the pied piper bolth leeding their followers to their own demise.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#861198 Feb 18, 2013
This is what America will do once the Jerk-In-Chief has to leave and then we can repeal his Socialist agenda: http://player.vimeo.com/video/39325401

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#861199 Feb 18, 2013
YEAH OBAMA GOT A NOBEL PRIZE TOO WHEN HE FIRST GOT INTO OFFICE? MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE A DOOR PRIZE?

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#861200 Feb 18, 2013
[]This is what America will do once the Jerk-In-Chief has to leave and then we can repeal his Socialist agenda: http://player.vimeo.com/video/39325401

SHINNINGELCTRON-HOW YA GONNA REPEAL THAT MEXICOS RACE IS BEING USED TO PUSH SOCIALISM IN! SINCE MEXICO IS THE CHOSEN RACE RIGHT?
NO WONDER MEXICANS CAN RELATE TO HITLER SO MUCH HE WAS A SOCIALIST TOO !OH WAIT THATS AMERICA RIGHT? PROBABLY WHY THEY CAN'T WAIT TO COME HERE TO OPPRESSIVE RACIST NAZI AMERICA RIGHT? WTF?

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#861202 Feb 18, 2013
American Children need to grow up.

http://townhall.com/political-cartoons/2013/0...

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#861203 Feb 18, 2013
DUH PROGRESSIVE.COM/FLEEING CALIFORNIANS YEP GIVE EM THE UHAUL FLAG!! OOOPSY SORRY ?? DO YOU TAKE I.O.Us?

Since: Mar 10

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#861204 Feb 18, 2013
who="Lily Boca Raton Fl"]<quoted text>
Hardly-NOT ANYMORE THE MEXICANS WILL KILL OFF ALL THE BLACKS AND TAKE OVER -PLAYING LAPDOG TO" RACIST" WHITES THEY WILL HIDE BEHIND WHITES WHO MEXICANS THINK THE WHITES WANT TO GET RID OF THE BLACKS
RIDING WHITEYS COATTAILS ON THE EXPRESS GRAVY TRAIN!

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#861205 Feb 18, 2013
[ who="shinningelectr0n "]American Children need to grow up.
http://townhall.com/political-cartoons/2013/0...

BEHOLD OUR MASTERS MALACHAI AND ISSAC!! WE GOT COTC HERE AS WELL
Nj raider 1

United States

#861208 Feb 18, 2013
moshx wrote:
<quoted text>what Implied was if bush lied the dems were either to stupid to see it or they were lazy and did not look into it befor voting for the war. In either case they were incompetent .
Now as for obama being a legend,I'll agree he rates up there with jim jones and the pied piper bolth leeding their followers to their own demise.
What legislation has Obama passed that has effected you & shinning electron to the point your disgruntled? Taxes were the lowest ever under Obama. He ended 2 wars that was a major part in tanking the economy. He killed bin laden. He brought bush's recession to a screeching halt. The US produces the most oil in Americas history under Obama. Yes, thats the stuff of legend. Feel free to state bush's accomplishments. I'm sure it will include 90% of the things you blame Obama for.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#861209 Feb 18, 2013
Nj raider 1 wrote:
<quoted text> What legislation has Obama passed that has effected you & shinning electron to the point your disgruntled? Taxes were the lowest ever under Obama. He ended 2 wars that was a major part in tanking the economy. He killed bin laden. He brought bush's recession to a screeching halt. The US produces the most oil in Americas history under Obama. Yes, thats the stuff of legend. Feel free to state bush's accomplishments. I'm sure it will include 90% of the things you blame Obama for.
gee. Are you Bush-Bashing still?

Well...I suppose you've got to have something to make your boy look good....keep trying:}
Nj raider 1

United States

#861210 Feb 19, 2013
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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gee. Are you Bush-Bashing still?
Well...I suppose you've got to have something to make your boy look good....keep trying:}
I aint gotta try. What I posted was fact. You keep trying to hate on Barack, see where that get you! It's almost like he hears everything ya'll haters aree saying about him cuz he keep making ya'll look stupid. Whats the next claim about the president ya'll gon present? I done heard them all!
For Real

El Monte, CA

#861211 Feb 19, 2013
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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gee. Are you Bush-Bashing still?
Well...I suppose you've got to have something to make your boy look good....keep trying:}
bush was the most stupid president in america's history.
PDUPONT

Chester, MA

#861212 Feb 19, 2013
DBWriter wrote:
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Like you really understand what you posted.
I'll put it to you simply:
Geothermal heating is a piece of cake. Just drill a hole to the temperature you desire, and circulate water through it and throughout the building.
Geothermal cooling is very difficult. Why? Because the heat you transfer from a building to the ground has to be transported away from the location of the building, or it just rises back into the building.
Any questions?
How about this one:
How is the heat transported away from the location of the building after it has been transferred from the building to the Earth immediately below the building?
... your turn, dufus.
Once again DB proves without a doubt that he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.
Geothermal heating/cooling isn't simply a matter of sucking heat up from the earth it takes advantage of the fact that temperatures a few feet under the ground remain at a constant temperature. In fact some installations aren't buried in the earth at all but have coils submerged in a nearby pond or lake as water will likewise maintain the same temperature a few feet below the surface.
In the heating mode heat is absorbed and brought into the home or building. In the cooling mode hot air is pumped out and goes through the same coils where it's absorbed by either the ground or in the case of a pond, the water.
energy.gov/energysaver/articles/geothermal-he...
www.abcoolingandheating.com/
www.consumerenergycenter.org/.../heating_cool...
www.waterfurnace.com/growing.aspx
These articles should give even a lamebrain like you an idea of what geothermal is all about.
By the way, George W Bush had geothermal heating/cooling at his Crawford ranch.
PDUPONT

Chester, MA

#861213 Feb 19, 2013
DBWriter wrote:
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You are very ignorant of US history. Let me help you correct that. Here is a link where you can actually read the quotes from the Democrats when they were negotiating with the Republicans with outright lies to get no effective oversight of their Marxist CRA program that was an obvious failure in 2003:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1222905743912...
Now, this will require that you think for yourself and draw your own conclusion about what the above facts mean:
In 2003 the Democrats supported Bush and the war in Iraq.
In 2003 the Republicans supported the Democrats' Marxist subnprime loan program.
Do you think there was a connection there?
Considering the fact that it was the Democrats' Marxist subprime housing loan program that collapsed our economy, what lessons do you think we should have learned from the above facts of history?
You can keep pulling that stuff out of your anal orifice all you want DB but it's never going to turn into chocolate ice cream. Once again it was unregulated mortgage brokers like Countrywide and Indy Mac that made those toxic loans that infected the whole system and not any government programs that were more tightly overseen.
You're an idiot and a liar DB.
PDUPONT

Chester, MA

#861214 Feb 19, 2013
DBWriter wrote:
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You forgot to put content into your post. I gave a reason to eliminate the minimum wage. What is your reason to keep it? And, why do you think it is good for the economy to increasei it?
By the way, you never answered the question of where the money will come from to pay for Obama's government.
Once again you vomitous cretin, it's not Obama's government, it's our government. Don't like it? TAKE A HIKE! Why don't you try Somalia? No government to speak of but everyone's running around with assault weapons. Of course there's also no decent roads, clean water, medical care or electricity either.
You're an idiot DB!

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