Barack Obama, our next President

[mdbuidler]

So carol gets back to the apartment with her trick in hand so to speak. She takes the wad of chewing gum out of her mouth and says to him, "So. You're a jew, huh?" she takes a few more strokes and asks, "Why do you people wear them little beanies?" The jew closes his eyes and says, "If I tell you it'll cost you $300." Carol keeps strokin' away and says, "I always hoid you people was good with money."

[mdbuidler]

History 101 wrote:

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They pretty much want those who have a B.S. in education, literally.
I always said my education degree was B.S. anyway.

I coulda told you that, honey.

[mdbuidler]

John Galt wrote:

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Teacher certification laws that favor the continuation of state-supported teacher colleges, many of which are second or third-rate diploma mills.

And we know this, how, John?

[mdbuidler]

History 101 wrote:

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I know cheering when I see cheering. When I watched the video, no one else was there to tell me anything.

Honey, that's the story of your life. Either life is this vast confusing God-ruled wasteland with no one to provide answers to life's important questions or it's the finite little pink room with the crystal ball in it you use to divine the truth of shit. Make up your little mind.

[nanoanomaly]

Which one of you socks snuffed carol?

[Johnny CumLately]

Hysteria 101 wrote:

OMG, I KNEW something horrible was going to happen, and next thing you know IT HAPPENS! Is this weird or WHAT???? I am pretty excited, though. Can you tell I've picked up the tempo of the "crazy" just a bit?

You watchin' the game? It's the very best in american culture: bunch of big hos an' some fat guys. Hahahahahahahaha wanna know why the res' of the worl' think we a big joke?

[Johnny CumLately]

History 101 wrote:

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Since you can't look it up for yourself and since this was posted when this dialogue first started...here you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
You're welcome.
They were cheering.

Baby-Jew-girl, we jus' slaughtered 600,000 A-rabs for absolutely nothing. It's reasonable to assume you will stir up some resentment by killing that many peolple. If the the survivors feel vindicated by cheering over the deaths of four measly Americans we should go out in the streets and start cheering, or whatever they were doing, with them, slut.

[RealDave]

John Galt wrote:

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Teacher certification laws that favor the continuation of state-supported teacher colleges, many of which are second or third-rate diploma mills.

You can earn a teaching certificate in colleges other than the former state teachers colleges. Try to get current, dumbass.

[RealDave]

John Galt wrote:

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Someone with a Ph.D. in physics and 30 years experience could not be hired to teach high school physics without taking a bunch of bullshit courses and student teaching under an idiot. That's a problem.
Plus, many school districts preferentially hire graduates of local teacher colleges instead of better out-of-state universities.

Know physics & having the ability to teach it are two different things.

[Johnny CumLately]

It prolly the end anyways, America is a filthy dump with some ugly cheap buildings, a rodeo or two, and, of course, Disneyworld. The big event of our year is The Superbowl wherein the stoopidest men in the world chase each other around a field for short distances before a bunch of hos dance around like zulu warriors. Enough already. To hell with this idiotic place and her stoopid people. You beneath contempt. Car salesmen, tire dealers, fast food franchisees, lawyers, doctors, firemen, and the very best thing they can come up with is to spend 350 million dollars on an idiotic game of morons.

[RealDave]

John Galt wrote:

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Actually, let me respond to that in a serious manner. Such issues should be left to family and friends of the mentally ill, not to the government. As to felons, they should not be released from prison if they present any danger of violence. Felony tax evaders certainly should not lose their right to bear arms.

So, you are for no restrictions.

[Johnny CumLately]

History 101 wrote:

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Having graduated from one of the top ten universities in the country, at least I had the advantage of student internships being taken serious. When I was asked to be a supervising teacher myself for a student intern from a local university after moving back to Florida...well, you don't want to even get me started.
Let's just say it was a very disappointing and eye-opening experience. Made my own student internship look like military boot camp in comparison to summer camp for spoiled rich kids.
This is, unfortunately, the norm in most states than the exception. Clueless professors sending out clueless interns to learn how to teach without providing any support whatsoever and, therefore, ending up with clueless teachers.

Carol, I've told some whoppers in my day but if you were at one of America's top ten Universities I used to fuck Elle MacPherson in church. The top ten universities in America are all - without exception - in the Northeast. You've never been in the northeast, carol, you're stooopid. You can call it whatever you want but we don't encourage stoopid people to live, or even visit, in the northeast, that's why we call you "southerners."

[Johnny CumLately]

Harvard
Barnard
Colgate
Columbia
NYU
Dartmouth
Cooper Union (the old Alma Mater)
Boston University
Juliard
Brown
University of Massachusetts
MIT
Yale

Which one was yours, carol?

[Johnny CumLately]

Lugubrious, huh?

[Johnny CumLately]

History 101 wrote:

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So you know for a fact that number is 600,000?
And you've already forgotten about more than 3000 killed on our own soil?
And you celebrate the violence that killed those innocent Americans and the death of our own Ambassador along with three other Americans?
And you think we should cheer for the "A-rab" men who oppress their women, kill countless of their own people and would cut out your tongue without blinking in the Middle East too?
So what are you cheering about?

Yes, dear, I know for certain the number is "at least" 600,000 who died, apparently, for a mistake. And no, I've not forgotten the 3,500 who died here. So let's do the math, shall we? It works out to a kill ratio of... um... 5 one thousandths to 1. But that's just the tip of the iceberg, dear. The people who killed our people were Saudis... 20 people from Saudi Arabia. The people we killed in response were Iraqis - primarily innocents and non-combatants. Did they not teach you math, or even, geography in your top-ten school? Told you it was in the south.

[OldRaider]

John Galt wrote:

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Teacher certification laws that favor the continuation of state-supported teacher colleges, many of which are second or third-rate diploma mills.

WOW, I used to think you were just misinformed and gullible but this kind of crazy shit puts you in the waxturd category.

[Nuculur SurpriZe]

This just in: Obama blames Bush for the power problems at the Super Bowl.

[Johnny CumLately]

Now, tell me, carol, can you spot the inequalities in the equation? Does it seem fair in some way? Don't you think someone needs to be held accountable for such an atrocious mistake? But war is big business, isn't it, carol? A lot of people in the heartland would have been reduced to poverty without a conflict like this and that 5 trillion dollars didn't actually "go away" we paid it to those nice people in the heartland and now they don't want to give it back even though they did nothing to deserve it. It simply won't do for you to just call everyone you don't like an "insurgent" or a "terrorist." No, it simply won't do.

[Johnny CumLately]

Hysteria 101 wrote:

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Oral Roberts U., if you must know, Mr. Smartypants!

I was going to guess that one.

[John Galt]

RealDave wrote:

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Know physics & having the ability to teach it are two different things.

One cannot teach what one does not know.