Well, Michelle Malkin is an expert on prostitution, so this must all be true!!
Speaking of prostitution;
president nobama was looking for a call girl so he had the secret service bring 3 of them for his revue, the secret service brought a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said I am the president of the United States. How much would it cost for me to spend some time with you. She replied $200.00
To the brunette has asked the same question, her reply $100.00
He then asked the redhead, her reply. mr. president if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like gas prices,keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you have retirees, then you can have it for free, like immigrants.