Payback's a B.I got a gun.
I got a big gun.
My gun is my best friend.
As long as the peasants don't shoot back I am a hero. Thank goodness we only kill peasants with little guns.
I get free health care, such as it is, but I don't like to use it cause then the government that gives me the free health care can track me and take away my gun when I start threatening others with it. I'm smart.