Suggested course load in every city with affirmative action, quota colleges with a lot of Democrats who were socially promoted:Suggested Course Load for Southern University Stoodents:
1. How to pick a long-lasting T-shirt
2. What not to say to your parole officer.
3. How to start an electrical fire by plugging all your neighbors' trailer hitches into your trailer hitch.
4. How to "spel" southern.
5. How to talk forever and make people wonder if you have shit in your mouth?
6. How to change you oil on your lawn.
7. How to mount a trophy wife from the trailer park next to yours.
8. Zoning: do not mention the snail darters or extinct woodpeckers on your property.
9. How to charm women and men with your banjo.
10. What's the best way to hook up with a chinaman at a Chamber meeting?
11. China, the new Mexico?
1. How to wear your pants below your butt
2. What not to say to your parole officer and social worker
3. How to start a fire by leaving the oven door open because you never pay your bill
4. How to spel ebonics
5. How to talk forever and use the word shit in every sentence and shit
6. How to throw pampers and chicken bones out the apartment window
7. How to mount multiple baby mamas and get on Springer
8. Zoning: do not mention the cockroaches and pit bulls on your property
9. How to charm women by beating them and their kids
10. Whats the best way to beat up the Chinese deliveryman and rob him?
11. Every inner city, the new Zimbabwe?