Barack Obama, our next President

[demus bigamus]

carol wrote:

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"Cro Magnum," huh? I like it, I like it. He must be that prehistoric guy with the hugest dong of all -- the one who got to pass his genes on the most times so all those great defunct ancient civilizations could be built by the biggest Dicks?
Incontinentia Buttocks (future wife of Biggus Dickus Maximus): Mon dieu, did you see za bulge in los pantalones of zat gladiator?
Vulvia Distendia (Roman prostitute who often serviced the gladiators):(rolling her eyes) Oh yes, many times, ma cherie; in fact his condom size is not just "condom maximum," but "c'est magnifique ce chose la!"
(Sorry about the French, but all so-called "romance languages" are derived from Latin ...)

Ar-ar-ar-ar-ar...

[carolus vaginissimus]

Quo, ubi est Moteasoum? Moteasoum es allium innamus. Eatum you heartium outtimus

[carolus vaginissimus]

carol wrote:

Oh f**k, this is so beneath me, but somehow still entertaining.

I often say the same thing from the less dominant position. Later, when you notice her start goin' to sleep, you can flip her over real fast and take control. Pound the crap outta that thing.

[Eman]

Realtime wrote:

<quoted text>Yeah and after the utter hot dam fool the Oregon Sheriff made of himself on TV you'd wonder why the others would even bother.
County Sheriffs don't enforce federal laws do they genius? They should be writing letters to the governors of their states__the ones that approve their budgets. ROFLMAO

You're such a fckn idiot. Lol

[yes]

yes wrote:

<quoted text> Bronxobama ghettohoodfoodstampsucker say what? LOL

Put the crack pipe down, you're having a meltdown.

[Mitt Romney]

Gunner wrote:

i am the head pedophile around these here parts
i love to tongue knee grow ballz
which one of you democrats wants to join my ring of pedophiles?
lily?
ghey ghost?
lincoln?

evening, gunner!

[Mitt Romney]

evening, carol!

[RealDave]

John Galt wrote:

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Liar. That word was not used. But it does apply.

So, where do the unmarried mothers fit in on your morality scale.

You said that the increased unwed births were a sign of declining morals implying they must be immoral.

[LooTER SHooTER]

Carol wrote:

Say? If a womans vagina ooozes a white clumpy discharge similar to cottage cheeze is that bad?
Should I see my Doctor?
Just askin.

YES . Its CALLED CROTCH ROT !
From sitting and typying 20 hours a day !
LooTER SHooTERs HOME REMEDY:
1). Douche with aceytlene.
2). light a match near infected area.
You mite feel a little sting and burning sensation.

[Mitt Romney]

nice costume party.

i see some of the right wing pusssccceees are worshipping me as always!

[Homer 2016]

Everybody let's calm down.

[dem]

Somehow I feel... threatened?

[Patriot]

The enemies within spinning any which way they can:

Are You A Sovereign Citizen?

http://www.activistpost.com/2013/01/are-you-s...

"All ‘laws’ which are repugnant to the Constitution are null and void." Marbury vs. Madison

"No one is bound to obey an un-Constitutional ‘law’ and no courts are bound to enforce it." 16 Am Jur 2d, Sec 177 late 2d. Sec 256

"An un-Constitutional act is not law; it confers no rights; it imposes no duties; affords no protection; it creates no office; it is in legal contemplation, as inoperative as though it had never been passed." Norton vs. Shelby County

"Where Rights secured by the Constitution are involved, there can be no rule making or legislation which would abrogate them." Miranda vs. Arizona

[Mitt Romney]

carol wrote:

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Absolutely not, you should market it.

evening, you beautiful little yankee trapped in ms.

[dem]

I just saw a federal government study that makes the claim that most Jewish guys have little penises. Does that mean they descended from Indians? Maybe the word "unleavened" has some symbolic meaning?

[RealDave]

shinningelectr0n wrote:

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Yep. That's why you're known as ImaginaryDave.
Imagine that:>

I'm sorry. I thought you knew.

[Eman]

Realtime wrote:

<quoted text>Yeah and after the utter hot dam fool the Oregon Sheriff made of himself on TV you'd wonder why the others would even bother.
County Sheriffs don't enforce federal laws do they genius? They should be writing letters to the governors of their states__the ones that approve their budgets. ROFLMAO

" Dear Mr. Vice President:As Sheriff of Fresno County, California, I have been elected twice and have sworn an oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States and the Constitution of the State of California. I first raised my right hand and swore that oath over 33 years ago, and have continuously worked as a peace office in Fresno County ever since that day in January, 1980 upholding that oath.In accordance with the Second Amendment of the Constitution of the United States, I firmly believe that law abiding citizens have the right to own, possess, keep, and bear firearms. I will not take firearms from these citizens and will not turn law abiding citizens into criminals by enforcing useless gun control legislation.We must not allow the actions of a few cowards who are bent on evil to promote any laws that will infringe upon the constitutional liberties of responsible citizens who have broken no laws.I cannot and will not stand by and allow unconstitutional actions to infringe upon the rights of my law abiding citizens in Fresno County."

[carol]

Mitt Romney wrote:

evening, carol!

Evening water boy. I hear you got some cooch to wash out?

[carol]

Homer 2016 wrote:

Everybody let's calm down.

Calm down? You see any little girls around here?

[Maximus 3]

Roflmao !
Looter blaster cracks me up.