Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...
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Gunner

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Calm down everybody.
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Jan 23, 2013
 
dem wrote:
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I once jerked off to a picture of Barbra Bush.
I didn't know she was a dude.
I was drunk.
It's ok, man. You've just got to let go of it. The way I do it is to slam my dick in a door a few times. After that the damn thing is so huge and black I forget the many many times it's led me down the road to ruin. Drunkenness IS an excuse, no matter what they say.
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Jan 23, 2013
 
flack wrote:
<quoted text>We could do without it.
It's not like I love you guys either.
The lords work is never done and it doesn't pay well.
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Jan 23, 2013
 
Can't stay.

Bulls game tonight.
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Dem wrote:
<quoted text>Welllll... this kind of brings us back to Benghazi, doesn't it? I mean, if everybody makes mistakes and we're going to let bygones be bygones what's to stop anyone from sneaking up behind your daughter, pulling her panties down, and filming the whole thing for a spot on You-Tube?
You can call me fake dem from now on
Lol!
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Where'd Jane go?

I was so looking forward to her sparkly personality.
Dem

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Jan 23, 2013
 
But, Holy Christ, if you ever catch your balls in there with it... just go about halfway up.
Dem

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Jan 23, 2013
 
dem wrote:
Note to 'Dem'.
Don't use my name.
It will scare off the prey.
Sorry. Very sorry. I just got bored and you weren't here... and, well, one thing led to another...

Since: May 11

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Jan 23, 2013
 
DBWriter wrote:
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And, where will the money come from to pay for Obama's government?
You still haven't answered that question. You idiots do have some kind of a plan, don't you?
I agreed with what you said. Obama was selling off chunks of the U.S. I guessed Texas.

Actually, you can look up where the revenues came from online. Really. No sh*t.

Just search for federal revenues and you will find the details.

In fact, there will be a pie chart. I am sure that a pretend engineer can read a pie chart? Yes?

And then, you can look up this very same information on where Bush got his money.

Then you can explain why you didn't give a flying f*ck where Bush got his but now have a freaking fit on where Obama gets his.

I'm guessing because like most Tea Baggers, you only gave a sh*t about the debt when Obama took office. Republican debt is OK. Republican fomented recessions are OK, Republican lies to go to war are OK. Republicans deciding that balanced budgets were not really needed as they vote to take us of that plan is OK.

But, when a Democrat comes into office, within 3 weeks you f*cking yeahoos were running through the streets how Obama is spending too much money.

Just how f*cking GD dumb are you? Dumb enough to want Rick Santorum as VP. That's pretty f*ckin dumb.

Dem

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Jan 23, 2013
 
You know, man, this whole "prey" concept is all well and good but when do we get to eat some of them?
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fouryearsandcounting wrote:
Four years and counting!!
Death panel?

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leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>"It" is ridden out on a rail, since "is" is an auxiliary verb and requires the past participle form...Oh, forget it namE, you are excessively challenged, impaired, and unattractive.
Say it with me homer...

this ain't a dating site.

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He was answering a direct question concerning Benghazi when he said 'acts of terror'. DUH

Try reading it again, this time without your nitwit blinders on.

You lack of education is not my fault, your selective parsing of the meaning is funny and ignorant.

But typical.
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<quoted text> Again libtards and their lack of reading skills. He wasn't calling the attack n 'acts of terror'. He was talking generically of all attacks on the US.
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Dem wrote:
<quoted text>Sorry. Very sorry. I just got bored and you weren't here... and, well, one thing led to another...
Oh I don't mind.
Just from experience I know I ruin all topix parties.
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Lincoln wrote:
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We need to prevent this from happening again if we can.
This seemed a well planned terrorist act.
This hearing is just as much, if not more, about this administration covering up a terrorist attack to win an election.

Which is much more serious than even the most credible of Hillary's explanations about why it happened.

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Homer 2016 wrote:
<quoted text>And he's getting meaner and nastier by the day. You'd think with his team in the Super Bowl he'd be happy once. A new wife, team in the Super Bowl he should be happier than a pig in sh*t, but alas.
Take a breathe, homer. Calm down. Maybe you'd prefer I say things like "chlamydia carol" or attack people's spouses.
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forks_make_us_fat wrote:
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How many Viagra does it take for your wife to get hard?
I took so many ViagraŽ tablets it made my 'micro-penis' fit inside a eye-dropper!

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#845726
Jan 23, 2013
 
Isnn't it funny how you call everyone a Marxist Communist, but keep speaking of Russia, the home of Marxist Communists!!

And just how would you know what the entire nation of Communist Russia was doing??

hhhhhhmmmmmmmm

You're projecting your culture, that of Russian Marxist Communists.

Like all Communists, you accuse others to throw the scent off your Commie trail!!

Glad we could clear that up, comrade!!
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And, that explains why the entire population of Russia, for just one example country, rolled off the couch laughing after the so-called "election" here.
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Jan 23, 2013
 
Dem wrote:
You know, man, this whole "prey" concept is all well and good but when do we get to eat some of them?
im not a picky man, if it passes the sniff test im in
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Pie? Here's a pie-chart for you...

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3135/mgb2day...

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