lol! You're so stupid son. And you're so proud of it too!!<quoted text>
You've obviously been smacked in the stern one too many times.
Too much poop on the Poop Deck, I'd say.
Flooding both sides of a ship sends you to Davey Jones' Locker, idiot.
Go play with yer rudder.
I love this comedy channel.
"...Damage Control -- put out the fire in compartment A-305-A. Make careful inspections below deck to determine extent of damage. Reduce list by removing top side weights on the port side and by pumping and counter-flooding, utilizing power from destroyer until salvage tug should arrive...."