You've obviously been smacked in the stern one too many times.<quoted text>Well let's see.... if that basement is the port side of a ship and you can't pump it out fast enough, then yes! I'll flood the starboard compartments until I level off!
It's not ideal, but at least you won't capsize!
Too much poop on the Poop Deck, I'd say.
Flooding both sides of a ship sends you to Davey Jones' Locker, idiot.
Go play with yer rudder.