Regardless, my reach is further than yours will ever be. It's a good thing you were born with a short stick or you couldn't shake the drops off. Now THAT would be a quiet head, dood.<quoted text>
A still tongue makes a wise head? No... no, I don't think that's true. A still tongue probably makes a quiet head. Nothing more, nothing less. Try not to reach for profundity when all that's within your grasp is plain shit.
Better to keep your mouth closed and leave people guessing about your intelligence than to open it and remove all doubt.
Too late for you, though.