I WILL BE GLAD TO UNZIP YOU FLY AND TAKE CARE<quoted text>
Thinking the seam way, huh? Well, while you're "thinkin' cracker, why not take the metaphor to the next level and unzip my fly for me? Look, son, you're southern, you're stoopid, you're a stereotype! Welcome home.
OF IT FOR YOU!IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE PAIN INVOLVED BUT I WILL BE HAPPY
TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR PROBLEM.I AM NOT A CRACKER MY SKIN IS BLACK AS
THE ACE OF SPAD.I AM NOT HALF AND HALF!I AM AS BLACK AS HERMAN CAIN
A TRUE PATRIOT!