Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...
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#834563 Jan 6, 2013
RealDave wrote:
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Name one source of alcohol that forces itself down the throats of those that drive drunk. We control alcohol sales & consumptions.
your post proves my point. Criminals don't care about the laws. Alcohol is controled and we still have those that break the law and drive drunk, many more are killed by drunks driveing than by any type of rifle in the US. do you think alcohol should also be banned?

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SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS

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#834564 Jan 6, 2013
LEO, BABY, YOU... YOU... YOU ARE MY MUSE. I WAKE UP EVERY DAY (THUS FAR) AND BY SEE YOU NAKED, SMILING, BEMUSED SO TO SPEAK IN MY OFFICE. YOU'RE THE CENTRAL CHARACTER IN MY NOW TEDIOUSLY LONG BOOK, AND YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT THE OTHER WOMEN ARE JEALOUS OF YOU AND THE MEN SECRETLY MASTURBATE TO YOUR IMAGE LIKE THE DIRTY LITTLE... SORRY, WHERE WERE WE? SO, UM, IS THE LOVELY REDHEAD IN THE PICTURE EMPHATICALLY SHUSHING ME LIKE I WAS A SMALL CHILD? OR ARE YOU TELLING ME TO NOT MAKE ANY NOISE WHEN WE SNEAK UPSTAIRS IN YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE TO MAKE LOVE LIKE RUTTING WEASELS? I'M A MERE MAN, SPEAK PLAINLY IN ONE SYLLABLE WORDS, DEAREST?

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SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS

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#834565 Jan 6, 2013
moshx wrote:
<quoted text>your post proves my point. Criminals don't care about the laws. Alcohol is controled and we still have those that break the law and drive drunk, many more are killed by drunks driveing than by any type of rifle in the US. do you think alcohol should also be banned?
"I WILL GIVE UP MY BEER WHEN THEY PRY MY COLD DEAD HANDS FROM AROUND IT!" FINALLY! SOMETHING WE CAN AGREE ON!

“God bless you, Mr. President”

Since: Jul 08

Peaceful, prosperous second

#834566 Jan 6, 2013
SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS wrote:
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BUT.. BUT... BUT... I ONLY COME HERE TO BE WITH YOU, CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE IN THE ETHER SOMEWHERE. "THEY" ARE SIMPLY AN UNIMPORTANT DIVERSION. SAY, UM, "THEY" DIDN'T SEND YOU BACK IN HERE CAUSE "THEY" KNOW I HAVE NO RESISTANCE TO YOU? THE CADS! TELL 'EM NOT TO WORRY, I'M GETTING BORED ANYWAY, AND I'M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE YOU MIGHT NEVER SLEEP WITH ME...
In the immortal words of the immortal Justin Beiber, "Never say never." (And the "they" pronoun lin search of an antecedent breaks my heart...hope you had seats at the Kennedy Center's induction of Buddy Guy; the fact that you didn't relegate me permanently to hopeless idiot status when I didn't know who he was says much for your compassion...or horneyness...both admirable qualities in my book.

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#834567 Jan 6, 2013
SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS wrote:
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"I WILL GIVE UP MY BEER WHEN THEY PRY MY COLD DEAD HANDS FROM AROUND IT!" FINALLY! SOMETHING WE CAN AGREE ON!
not even the scary looking bottles?? Lol.

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brown eyes

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#834569 Jan 6, 2013
moshx wrote:
<quoted text> name me one gun that gets up all by it self and shot anyone without a criminal holding it.
How many accidental shootings are there in the United States each year. Not all are criminals I believe in responsible gun rights. I just frown on assault rifles in civilians hands. No need for such ownership. Too easy for gun runners to make a fortune and they are dangerous in the wrong hands.

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SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS

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#834570 Jan 6, 2013
leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>In the immortal words of the immortal Justin Beiber, "Never say never." (And the "they" pronoun lin search of an antecedent breaks my heart...hope you had seats at the Kennedy Center's induction of Buddy Guy; the fact that you didn't relegate me permanently to hopeless idiot status when I didn't know who he was says much for your compassion...or horneyness...both admirable qualities in my book.
OK, WE'RE MAKING SOME PROGRESS HERE...(DID JUSTIN BEAVER SAY THAT?) NO, I WAS UNINVITED TO THE CONCERT AND YOU ARE FORGIVEN FOR NOT BEING THERE WITH ME. WE'RE TOO FUNNY TOGETHER TO LIVE SEPARATELY. I DO HAVE A KENNEDY CENTER CIRCLE MEMBERSHIP THIS YEAR SO AT LEAST IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. WHEN ARE YOU ARRIVING?(IT'S ONLY BEEN FOUR YEARS. THIS IS LIKE THE LONGEST PROM DATE EVER. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY MARRIED OR VERY VERY SHY.) NOTICE I DIDN'T SAY WHEN ARE YOU COMING?

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Loysville, PA

#834571 Jan 6, 2013
moshx wrote:
<quoted text>your post proves my point. Criminals don't care about the laws. Alcohol is controled and we still have those that break the law and drive drunk, many more are killed by drunks driveing than by any type of rifle in the US. do you think alcohol should also be banned?
But the gun nuts say we can't regulate guns.

We regulate alcohol.

No one expects to eliminate gun violence by regulating guns. We hope to reduce it.

For example, grain alcohol is banned for sales in liquor stores in many states & well controlled in others. Why is that?

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SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS

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#834572 Jan 6, 2013
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<quoted text> not even the scary looking bottles?? Lol.
UH-OH, WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T GET 'EM LAUGHIN'... THE BLUE ONES I CAN PROBABLY LET GO OF. IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE SWEDISH.

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Since: Feb 08

Eastern Oregon

#834573 Jan 6, 2013
leosnana wrote:
mmmK, so I left out the no before documentation--mea culpa, long time no post.
....yeah, well, keep looking, it'll be Beyonce's fault before you're finished.
SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS

Buenos Aires, Argentina

#834574 Jan 6, 2013
leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>In the immortal words of the immortal Justin Beiber, "Never say never." (And the "they" pronoun lin search of an antecedent breaks my heart...hope you had seats at the Kennedy Center's induction of Buddy Guy; the fact that you didn't relegate me permanently to hopeless idiot status when I didn't know who he was says much for your compassion...or horneyness...both admirable qualities in my book.
I... LOVE... YOU.

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#834575 Jan 6, 2013
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>How many accidental shootings are there in the United States each year. Not all are criminals I believe in responsible gun rights. I just frown on assault rifles in civilians hands. No need for such ownership. Too easy for gun runners to make a fortune and they are dangerous in the wrong hands.
HEY, UM, SATAN GOT HIS DICK OUT HERE WOULD YOU MIND GETTIN' ANUTHER ROOM SOMEWHERE? CAUSE OTHERWISE YOU LIKELY TO GET SOME OF WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL SIDE-SPLATTER...

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brown eyes

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#834576 Jan 6, 2013
SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS wrote:
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HEY, UM, SATAN GOT HIS DICK OUT HERE WOULD YOU MIND GETTIN' ANUTHER ROOM SOMEWHERE? CAUSE OTHERWISE YOU LIKELY TO GET SOME OF WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL SIDE-SPLATTER...
Been to church Satan get thee behind me, walk in my footsteps. And thou I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no evil for I am the meanest s.o.b. in the valley Satan. LOL

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Since: Feb 08

Eastern Oregon

#834577 Jan 6, 2013
SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS wrote:
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HEY, UM, SATAN GOT HIS DICK OUT HERE WOULD YOU MIND GETTIN' ANUTHER ROOM SOMEWHERE? CAUSE OTHERWISE YOU LIKELY TO GET SOME OF WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL SIDE-SPLATTER...
Don't you have work to do down in Venezuela?

“wake up”

Since: Jan 10

utica ny

#834578 Jan 6, 2013
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>How many accidental shootings are there in the United States each year. Not all are criminals I believe in responsible gun rights. I just frown on assault rifles in civilians hands. No need for such ownership. Too easy for gun runners ato make a fortune and they are dangerous in the wrong hands.
look up the stats. Riflles of any type are the least used weapon for gun crimes. I own several and not one ever fired itself or was involved in a crime. As for accidents , more people get killed walking across a road accidentaly than with guns. Should walking across a road be banned as well?

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#834579 Jan 6, 2013
OldRaider wrote:
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Twenty-six (profitable) Fortune 500 companies haven't paid taxes in four years, are they freeloaders?
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/politics/speak...
very true.

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Since: Jan 10

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#834580 Jan 6, 2013
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RealDave wrote:
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But the gun nuts say we can't regulate guns.
We regulate alcohol.
No one expects to eliminate gun violence by regulating guns. We hope to reduce it.
For example, grain alcohol is banned for sales in liquor stores in many states & well controlled in others. Why is that?
guns are regulated, I never had to get a background check or a permit to buy a beer. As for reducing crime , look at the city of chicago, the most extreme gun ristrictions in the land and one the highest gun crime rates in the nation. What good did the gun control laws do there?

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#834581 Jan 6, 2013
moshx wrote:
<quoted text> look up the stats. Riflles of any type are the least used weapon for gun crimes. I own several and not one ever fired itself or was involved in a crime. As for accidents , more people get killed walking across a road accidentaly than with guns. Should walking across a road be banned as well?
I know assault rifles quite well. I know their capabilities in the wrong hands. What's wrong with owning semi-automatic hunting rifles and properly secured handguns. Let the U.S. government decide who should own assault rifles. That way common sense and public safety would be addressed.

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Since: May 11

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#834582 Jan 6, 2013
moshx wrote:
<quoted text> look up the stats. Riflles of any type are the least used weapon for gun crimes. I own several and not one ever fired itself or was involved in a crime. As for accidents , more people get killed walking across a road accidentaly than with guns. Should walking across a road be banned as well?
We do regulate & control road crossing with crosswalks, jaywalking laws, and making crossings safer.

Why can we regulate guns?

I have a case of beer downstairs. Not once did any of those bottles open themselves. So why try to regulate alcohol?

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Since: May 11

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#834583 Jan 6, 2013
moshx wrote:
,<quoted text>guns are regulated, I never had to get a background check or a permit to buy a beer. As for reducing crime , look at the city of chicago, the most extreme gun ristrictions in the land and one the highest gun crime rates in the nation. What good did the gun control laws do there?


No one is looking to ban all guns. This argument you right whiners make is false.

We do regulate some guns. We need to regulate these assault like rifles & high capacity clips.

We also need to better regulate who can get a permit to conceal carry.

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