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#834558 Jan 6, 2013
SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS wrote:
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WHAT? SATAN DON' HATE JEWS, WHY THERE WERE WHOLE YEARS THERE WHEN HE SLEPT WITH NUTHIN' ELSE! HERE WHAT SATAN "HATE:" SATAN HATE CAPITALIST SCUM WHO HIDE BEHIND NATIONALIST, EVEN QUASI-EMOTIONAL, FACADES OF "NATIONS" WHEN, IN FACT, ALL THEY CARE ANYTHING ABOUT IS THEMSELVES. "OH, THE POOR L'IL CHILDREN! WHO WILL HELP THE POOR L'IL CHILDREN?" SATAN CHOOSE TO LIVE IN THE U.S. THOUGH THAT'S GETTING HARDER AND HARDER, NO DOUBT. SATAN DON' CHOOSE TO LIVE IN ISRAEL, THE SOURCE OF PRETTY MUCH ALL OF THE ENTIRE WORLD'S TENSIONS AT THE MOMENT OUTSIDE OF CHINA AND PAKISTAN, TWO OTHER RIDICULOUS CARICATURES OF NATIONS WHICH ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A HUGE CLOT OF HUMANITY CRAMMED INTO TOO LITTLE SPACE.
BECAUSE SATAN CHOOSE TO LIVE IN THE U.S. HE FIND IT INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT TO TOLERATE THE MEDDLING OF FOREIGN NATIONALS IN U.S. GOVERNMENT AND FISCAL POLICY. PARTICULARLY WHEN THE FOREIGN NATIONALS IN QUESTION TRUCK NO INTERFERENCE IN THEIR OWN NATIONAL POLICY. NOW, IF THE U.S. GOT TO SAY WHO WU GONNA BE THE DEFENSE MINISTER OF ISRAEL MAYBE IT'D BE A DIFFERENT MATTER BUT IT'S CLEARLY A ONE-WAY STREET GOIN' THE OTHER WAY.
ADDITIONALLY, SATAN HAVE A DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY WITH THE CONCEPT OF BILKING AMERICANS OUT OF THEIR MONEY SO'S IT CAN BE SENT OVER SEAS TO SUPPORT THE MOTHERLAND. HE SEE NO JUSTIFICATION FO' THIS AN' HE INTEND TO WORK TO SHUT IT DOWN, NO MATTER WHAT THE DESTINATION. IF YOU GOTTA RIGHT TO WORK HERE, THEN YOU GOT AN OBLIGATION TO SPEND HERE. KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY SO TO SPEAK.
NOW, THOSE ARE ALL FACTS, BUT HERE'S WHAT SATAN SUSPECTS IS TRUE: SATAN SUSPECTS THAT THE UNITED STATES AND ALLLLLLL ITS CITIZENS IS SIMPLY BECOMING A COLONIAL OUTPOST FOR GREEDY SOULS IN ISRAEL AND CHINA. THE WILLINGNESS OF AMERICAN BUSINESSES TO OUTSOURCE THEIR PRODUCTION AND "HAVEN" THEIR RESOURCES, MEANS THEY'RE NOT AMERICAN BUSINESSES ANY MORE IN REALITY, THEY JUST HAVE AMERICAN OWNERS. NOW SCROLL UP TO SEE THE THINGS SATAN HATES. NOW STAY TUNED TO WITNESS WHAT SATAN INTENDS TO DO ABOUT IT.
I am inclined to believe that documentation exists showing anyone make in God's own image (fully sentient) ever giving Satan the good advice to "cast not your pearls before swine...but someone should have...

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#834559 Jan 6, 2013
mmmK, so I left out the no before documentation--mea culpa, long time no post.

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SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS

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#834560 Jan 6, 2013
Professor Ayreshire wrote:
<quoted text>WE NEED TO STOP GIVING MONEY TO THOSE COUNTRIES THAT HATE US.
YES, I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU. STOP GIVING MONEY TO THOSE COUNTRIES THAT HATE US. LIKE ISRAEL. IF YOU RECALL THE ISRAELI PREMIER JUST TRIED TO WEIGH ON THE U.S. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS BY LEVERAGING THE AMERICAN ISRAEL LOBBY TO SQUEEZE US FOR MORE MONEY AND GUNS. MOST RECENTLY, THE ISRAEL LOBBY HAS ENERGIZED ITS TOADIES IN THE SOUTHERN STATES TO TRY AND DISCOURAGE AN EVEN-HANDED NOMINEE TO BE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE. NOW, HERE'S A QUESTION FOR YOU: HOW MUCH OIL DOES ISRAEL HAVE? SO, UM, TELL ME AGAIN WHY WE GIVE THEM THE SHIT WE SCRAPE OFF OUR SHOES? OH YEAH! THAT'S IT, THEY'VE PLAYED THEIR HAND LIKE MASTERS BY UTILIZING THE OTHERWISE CRAZY SOUTHERN CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS WHO WOULD OTHERWISE BE LIKEWISE MARGINALIZED AND SPURNED IN U.S. GOVERNMENT.
YOU SEE? FUNDAMENTALLY THE "US" PART OF THE UNITED STATES CANNOT SIMULTANEOUSLY BE YOU AND ME. WE ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE YOU AND ME. ONE OF US HAS TO GO, CHAIM, AND THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING YOU IGNORANT CLOWN.

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#834561 Jan 6, 2013
leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>I am inclined to believe that documentation exists showing anyone make in God's own image (fully sentient) ever giving Satan the good advice to "cast not your pearls before swine...but someone should have...
BUT.. BUT... BUT... I ONLY COME HERE TO BE WITH YOU, CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE IN THE ETHER SOMEWHERE. "THEY" ARE SIMPLY AN UNIMPORTANT DIVERSION. SAY, UM, "THEY" DIDN'T SEND YOU BACK IN HERE CAUSE "THEY" KNOW I HAVE NO RESISTANCE TO YOU? THE CADS! TELL 'EM NOT TO WORRY, I'M GETTING BORED ANYWAY, AND I'M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE YOU MIGHT NEVER SLEEP WITH ME...

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#834562 Jan 6, 2013
Professor Ayreshire wrote:
<quoted text>How woulf you knoe waht satan's balls look like!
SAME WAY YOU TYPE, BY LOOKIN' IN A MIRROR.

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utica ny

#834563 Jan 6, 2013
RealDave wrote:
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Name one source of alcohol that forces itself down the throats of those that drive drunk. We control alcohol sales & consumptions.
your post proves my point. Criminals don't care about the laws. Alcohol is controled and we still have those that break the law and drive drunk, many more are killed by drunks driveing than by any type of rifle in the US. do you think alcohol should also be banned?

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#834564 Jan 6, 2013
LEO, BABY, YOU... YOU... YOU ARE MY MUSE. I WAKE UP EVERY DAY (THUS FAR) AND BY SEE YOU NAKED, SMILING, BEMUSED SO TO SPEAK IN MY OFFICE. YOU'RE THE CENTRAL CHARACTER IN MY NOW TEDIOUSLY LONG BOOK, AND YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT THE OTHER WOMEN ARE JEALOUS OF YOU AND THE MEN SECRETLY MASTURBATE TO YOUR IMAGE LIKE THE DIRTY LITTLE... SORRY, WHERE WERE WE? SO, UM, IS THE LOVELY REDHEAD IN THE PICTURE EMPHATICALLY SHUSHING ME LIKE I WAS A SMALL CHILD? OR ARE YOU TELLING ME TO NOT MAKE ANY NOISE WHEN WE SNEAK UPSTAIRS IN YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE TO MAKE LOVE LIKE RUTTING WEASELS? I'M A MERE MAN, SPEAK PLAINLY IN ONE SYLLABLE WORDS, DEAREST?

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#834565 Jan 6, 2013
moshx wrote:
<quoted text>your post proves my point. Criminals don't care about the laws. Alcohol is controled and we still have those that break the law and drive drunk, many more are killed by drunks driveing than by any type of rifle in the US. do you think alcohol should also be banned?
"I WILL GIVE UP MY BEER WHEN THEY PRY MY COLD DEAD HANDS FROM AROUND IT!" FINALLY! SOMETHING WE CAN AGREE ON!

“It's always darkest 'fore dawn”

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#834566 Jan 6, 2013
SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS wrote:
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BUT.. BUT... BUT... I ONLY COME HERE TO BE WITH YOU, CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE IN THE ETHER SOMEWHERE. "THEY" ARE SIMPLY AN UNIMPORTANT DIVERSION. SAY, UM, "THEY" DIDN'T SEND YOU BACK IN HERE CAUSE "THEY" KNOW I HAVE NO RESISTANCE TO YOU? THE CADS! TELL 'EM NOT TO WORRY, I'M GETTING BORED ANYWAY, AND I'M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE YOU MIGHT NEVER SLEEP WITH ME...
In the immortal words of the immortal Justin Beiber, "Never say never." (And the "they" pronoun lin search of an antecedent breaks my heart...hope you had seats at the Kennedy Center's induction of Buddy Guy; the fact that you didn't relegate me permanently to hopeless idiot status when I didn't know who he was says much for your compassion...or horneyness...both admirable qualities in my book.

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#834567 Jan 6, 2013
SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS wrote:
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"I WILL GIVE UP MY BEER WHEN THEY PRY MY COLD DEAD HANDS FROM AROUND IT!" FINALLY! SOMETHING WE CAN AGREE ON!
not even the scary looking bottles?? Lol.

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#834569 Jan 6, 2013
moshx wrote:
<quoted text> name me one gun that gets up all by it self and shot anyone without a criminal holding it.
How many accidental shootings are there in the United States each year. Not all are criminals I believe in responsible gun rights. I just frown on assault rifles in civilians hands. No need for such ownership. Too easy for gun runners to make a fortune and they are dangerous in the wrong hands.

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#834570 Jan 6, 2013
leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>In the immortal words of the immortal Justin Beiber, "Never say never." (And the "they" pronoun lin search of an antecedent breaks my heart...hope you had seats at the Kennedy Center's induction of Buddy Guy; the fact that you didn't relegate me permanently to hopeless idiot status when I didn't know who he was says much for your compassion...or horneyness...both admirable qualities in my book.
OK, WE'RE MAKING SOME PROGRESS HERE...(DID JUSTIN BEAVER SAY THAT?) NO, I WAS UNINVITED TO THE CONCERT AND YOU ARE FORGIVEN FOR NOT BEING THERE WITH ME. WE'RE TOO FUNNY TOGETHER TO LIVE SEPARATELY. I DO HAVE A KENNEDY CENTER CIRCLE MEMBERSHIP THIS YEAR SO AT LEAST IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. WHEN ARE YOU ARRIVING?(IT'S ONLY BEEN FOUR YEARS. THIS IS LIKE THE LONGEST PROM DATE EVER. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY MARRIED OR VERY VERY SHY.) NOTICE I DIDN'T SAY WHEN ARE YOU COMING?

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#834571 Jan 6, 2013
moshx wrote:
<quoted text>your post proves my point. Criminals don't care about the laws. Alcohol is controled and we still have those that break the law and drive drunk, many more are killed by drunks driveing than by any type of rifle in the US. do you think alcohol should also be banned?
But the gun nuts say we can't regulate guns.

We regulate alcohol.

No one expects to eliminate gun violence by regulating guns. We hope to reduce it.

For example, grain alcohol is banned for sales in liquor stores in many states & well controlled in others. Why is that?

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#834572 Jan 6, 2013
moshx wrote:
<quoted text> not even the scary looking bottles?? Lol.
UH-OH, WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T GET 'EM LAUGHIN'... THE BLUE ONES I CAN PROBABLY LET GO OF. IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE SWEDISH.

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“Amor patriae.”

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#834573 Jan 6, 2013
leosnana wrote:
mmmK, so I left out the no before documentation--mea culpa, long time no post.
....yeah, well, keep looking, it'll be Beyonce's fault before you're finished.
SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS

Buenos Aires, Argentina

#834574 Jan 6, 2013
leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>In the immortal words of the immortal Justin Beiber, "Never say never." (And the "they" pronoun lin search of an antecedent breaks my heart...hope you had seats at the Kennedy Center's induction of Buddy Guy; the fact that you didn't relegate me permanently to hopeless idiot status when I didn't know who he was says much for your compassion...or horneyness...both admirable qualities in my book.
I... LOVE... YOU.

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#834575 Jan 6, 2013
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>How many accidental shootings are there in the United States each year. Not all are criminals I believe in responsible gun rights. I just frown on assault rifles in civilians hands. No need for such ownership. Too easy for gun runners to make a fortune and they are dangerous in the wrong hands.
HEY, UM, SATAN GOT HIS DICK OUT HERE WOULD YOU MIND GETTIN' ANUTHER ROOM SOMEWHERE? CAUSE OTHERWISE YOU LIKELY TO GET SOME OF WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL SIDE-SPLATTER...

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#834576 Jan 6, 2013
SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS wrote:
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HEY, UM, SATAN GOT HIS DICK OUT HERE WOULD YOU MIND GETTIN' ANUTHER ROOM SOMEWHERE? CAUSE OTHERWISE YOU LIKELY TO GET SOME OF WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL SIDE-SPLATTER...
Been to church Satan get thee behind me, walk in my footsteps. And thou I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no evil for I am the meanest s.o.b. in the valley Satan. LOL

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“Amor patriae.”

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#834577 Jan 6, 2013
SATANS BIG HAIRY BALLS wrote:
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HEY, UM, SATAN GOT HIS DICK OUT HERE WOULD YOU MIND GETTIN' ANUTHER ROOM SOMEWHERE? CAUSE OTHERWISE YOU LIKELY TO GET SOME OF WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL SIDE-SPLATTER...
Don't you have work to do down in Venezuela?

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Since: Jan 10

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#834578 Jan 6, 2013
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>How many accidental shootings are there in the United States each year. Not all are criminals I believe in responsible gun rights. I just frown on assault rifles in civilians hands. No need for such ownership. Too easy for gun runners ato make a fortune and they are dangerous in the wrong hands.
look up the stats. Riflles of any type are the least used weapon for gun crimes. I own several and not one ever fired itself or was involved in a crime. As for accidents , more people get killed walking across a road accidentaly than with guns. Should walking across a road be banned as well?

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