Barack Obama, our next President

[Sister Kathryn Lust]

shinningelectr0n wrote:

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If you decompress any further, you'll have to use a toilet plunger.

I'm guessing you speak from intimate experience?

Like doorknobs, toilets are well understood by their masters.

When will you cease being a servant to your doorknob, and a helpmeet to your toilet, dear one?

:)

[new yawk]

O STFU, Cram It! Nobady is intimidated or impressed with your lunatic rantings. Death? Dry-Dead-Bones is more accurate.

Now about My Ducati, you were right on the hybrid word: Ducocky.
It takes a cocky attitude to lay that baby down and become one with it while Ridin' It on The Open Road.

Just thought I'd reply to your comment.

C'est la vie ... It's just the way it goes.

THE DEBIL wrote:

DON'T PLAY WITH ME, HONEY. I'M DEATH. I DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR THAT, IT'S JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE. YOU WANT ME? COME AND GET ME. YOU WILL REGRET IT.

[Death of Tenzing]

maddmaxx7 wrote:

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Douche:
Reuters.com - U.S. retailers scramble after lackluster holiday sales | Reuters
(Reuters)- The 2012 holiday season may have been the worst for retailers since the 2008 financial crisis, with sales growth far below expectations ...
www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/26/us-usa-ret... ...– seo more

Read the word "growth" you idiot then try again.

[shinningelectr0n]

Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:

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Guerlain makes my ALL TIME favorite scent:
http://www.sephora.com/shalimar-parfum-P12483... -{keyword}&ci_src=17588969 &ci_sku=12658
The ol' man swoons whene'er I wear it.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
:)

Nope. eBay offers your best scent:

http://tinyurl.com/brtey7a

[shinningelectr0n]

Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:

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Guerlain makes my ALL TIME favorite scent:
http://www.sephora.com/shalimar-parfum-P12483... -{keyword}&ci_src=17588969 &ci_sku=12658
The ol' man swoons whene'er I wear it.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
:)

Skunks make your ALL TIME favorite scent.

[shinningelectr0n]

Death of Tenzing wrote:

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How can we even consider paying for "Obama's government" until we've paid off the fat-assed hog left by the GOP?

There you go! Tell your representatives that you don't want to even consider paying for the Boy Messiah's government. Thank You.

[shinningelectr0n]

Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:

<quoted text>You're elitist, without being 'librul'.
(As if.)
(tee-hee)
You are what you obsess over.........
Just saying.
:)

You are what you obsess over.........

Stones and Stink. Keep yer life simple, babee:}

[Sister Kathryn Lust]

shinningelectr0n wrote:

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Nope. eBay offers your best scent:
http://tinyurl.com/brtey7a

Poor baby....that tumor on your olfactory nerve should be examined thoroughly by an oncologist.

Just my opinion.
:)

[Sister Kathryn Lust]

shinningelectr0n wrote:

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Skunks make your ALL TIME favorite scent.

http://howtogrowmarijuana.com/wp-content/uplo...
How'd you know?

:)

[shinningelectr0n]

Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:

<quoted text>Since the only "odor" you can possibly smell is YOUR OWN, dearheart, perhaps this will be helpful:
http://www.scopemouthwash.com/images/crest-pr...
You should gargle this long:
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
and then spit.
:)

Are you trying to reference the Scopes Trial?

And what does it all have to do with Lonesome Dove?

Well....OK. Here's my nonsensical contribution to good taste, mouth odor and lonesome people:

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[Sister Kathryn Lust]

shinningelectr0n wrote:

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Nope. eBay offers your best scent:
http://tinyurl.com/brtey7a

Well, now I know what to get you for Christmas next year.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

I'll set you up with a salt lick, and a lounge chair...after that, yer on yer own.

:)

[shinningelectr0n]

Death of Tenzing wrote:

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Frankly, I think he should swallow.

But you are the one who always returns to Capistrano each Spring.

[shinningelectr0n]

Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:

<quoted text>I'm guessing you speak from intimate experience?
Like doorknobs, toilets are well understood by their masters.
When will you cease being a servant to your doorknob, and a helpmeet to your toilet, dear one?
:)

Like your other guesses, this one, too, is off the mark.
Expecting you to make an educated guess would also end in failure.

[Sister Kathryn Lust]

shinningelectr0n wrote:

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Like your other guesses, this one, too, is off the mark.
Expecting you to make an educated guess would also end in failure.

Especially since 'educated' is, in your case, an unattainable goal.
You catch a glimpse from me now and then, but you can't seem to exceed your grasp...

Jealous much?

:)

[Sister Kathryn Lust]

dem wrote:

Thread?
Dead!!!!

Yeah, I don't miss you either.

Next...

[Sister Kathryn Lust]

shinningelectr0n wrote:

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But you are the one who always returns to Capistrano each Spring.

Wow!!
I had a feeling your alter-ego was a SWALLOW.

:)

(homophobe says 'what?' but only because he's never made a woman spray the walls..........

:)

[Sister Kathryn Lust]

A parting thought:

What kind of a screwed up backward society do we live in when violent sex predators and rapists live among us, while other people sit in prisons for not PAYING? child support?

Erm,
If one can afford to 'knock me up,' one can afford to pay half the cost of RAISING one's offspring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch ...

Raptor in Michigan wrote:
Instead of saying "please put the addresses of kid rapists on a list for me,"
wouldn't it be more productive to demand that criminals be dealt with accordingly? Then you wouldn't need a list.

Sure. Instead of saying "Please don't rape," let's say "Rape and die."

http://www.youtube.com/watch ...

That oughta do it..........yeah?

[Sister Kathryn Lust]

Well, dang.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Pretty simple, really.

[PDUPONT]

Barry Obozo -hell yeah wrote:

<quoted text> Only idiots start posts with question marks but to answer your question Serbia just one example .
War in Serbia costed American tax payers billions . In fact we still paying for it but things like this YOU wouldn't know so the joke is on you BOY !

Anyone with your juvenile grammar and spelling shouldn't be calling anyone an idiot.
Not one American life was lost in Clinton's Serbian intervention and he prevented Al Qaeda from gaining a foothold in the Balkans. Bush on the other hand sent over 4000 of our uniformed personnel to their deaths and gave Al Qaeda yet another theater in which to operate.

[Sister Kathryn Lust]

shinningelectr0n wrote:

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Are you trying to reference the Scopes Trial?
And what does it all have to do with Lonesome Dove?
Well....OK. Here's my nonsensical contribution to good taste, mouth odor and lonesome people:
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

'Lonesome Dove' is a morality play, from which you obviously failed to learn.

My post had nothing to do with the Scopes Trial - thou art overmuch concerned with your descent from the ape.

Nonsensical?

Hardly.

Got your attention, Dood.

:)

Word to the wise on 'mouth odor':

BAKING SODA.

It's cheap, plentiful, and even effective.
:)
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