Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...

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THE DEBIL

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Death of Tenzing wrote:
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Here's what I said, you sort it out:
Death of Tenzing wrote:
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I can tell you why, the Constitution defines the government and does not dictate a particular economic system but capitalism is heavily implied. Can you think of any other economic system that is compatible with the Constitution? I can't.
YEAH, I GOT THAT QUAI CHANG, THE KEY WORD IS, "CONSTITUTION."
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Death of Tenzing wrote:
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You could get more lame but it would take some effort.
YOU COULD GET MORE WHITE, BUT IT WOULD TAKE AN OCCIPITAL FOLD.

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killtaker wrote:
I wonder what these folks think about 'gun free' zones...
'College Student Shoots, Kills Home Invader'
"A group of college students said they are lucky to be alive and they’re thanking the quick-thinking of one of their own. Police said a fellow student shot and killed one of two masked me who burst into an apartment."
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/college-studen...
11 people saved by a LEGAL firearm...
100% of business, federal office, and school shootings, have occurred in
(wait for it)

GUN
FREE
ZONES.

Math was never my strong suit, but I know what '100%' means.

;)

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Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Since the only "odor" you can possibly smell is YOUR OWN, dearheart, perhaps this will be helpful:
http://www.scopemouthwash.com/images/crest-pr...
You should gargle this long:
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
and then spit.
:)
Frankly, I think he should swallow.

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If you decompress any further, you'll have to use a toilet plunger.
I'm guessing you speak from intimate experience?

Like doorknobs, toilets are well understood by their masters.

When will you cease being a servant to your doorknob, and a helpmeet to your toilet, dear one?

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O STFU, Cram It! Nobady is intimidated or impressed with your lunatic rantings. Death? Dry-Dead-Bones is more accurate.

Now about My Ducati, you were right on the hybrid word: Ducocky.
It takes a cocky attitude to lay that baby down and become one with it while Ridin' It on The Open Road.

Just thought I'd reply to your comment.

C'est la vie ... It's just the way it goes.
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DON'T PLAY WITH ME, HONEY. I'M DEATH. I DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR THAT, IT'S JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE. YOU WANT ME? COME AND GET ME. YOU WILL REGRET IT.

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maddmaxx7 wrote:
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Douche:
Reuters.com - U.S. retailers scramble after lackluster holiday sales | Reuters
(Reuters)- The 2012 holiday season may have been the worst for retailers since the 2008 financial crisis, with sales growth far below expectations ...
www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/26/us-usa-ret... ...– seo more
Read the word "growth" you idiot then try again.

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Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
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Guerlain makes my ALL TIME favorite scent:
http://www.sephora.com/shalimar-parfum-P12483... -{keyword}&ci_src=17588969 &ci_sku=12658
The ol' man swoons whene'er I wear it.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Nope. eBay offers your best scent:

http://tinyurl.com/brtey7a

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Guerlain makes my ALL TIME favorite scent:
http://www.sephora.com/shalimar-parfum-P12483... -{keyword}&ci_src=17588969 &ci_sku=12658
The ol' man swoons whene'er I wear it.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
:)
Skunks make your ALL TIME favorite scent.

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How can we even consider paying for "Obama's government" until we've paid off the fat-assed hog left by the GOP?
There you go! Tell your representatives that you don't want to even consider paying for the Boy Messiah's government. Thank You.

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Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>You're elitist, without being 'librul'.
(As if.)
(tee-hee)
You are what you obsess over.........
Just saying.
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You are what you obsess over.........

Stones and Stink. Keep yer life simple, babee:}

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Nope. eBay offers your best scent:
http://tinyurl.com/brtey7a
Poor baby....that tumor on your olfactory nerve should be examined thoroughly by an oncologist.

Just my opinion.
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Skunks make your ALL TIME favorite scent.
http://howtogrowmarijuana.com/wp-content/uplo...
How'd you know?

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<quoted text>Since the only "odor" you can possibly smell is YOUR OWN, dearheart, perhaps this will be helpful:
http://www.scopemouthwash.com/images/crest-pr...
You should gargle this long:
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
and then spit.
:)
Are you trying to reference the Scopes Trial?

And what does it all have to do with Lonesome Dove?

Well....OK. Here's my nonsensical contribution to good taste, mouth odor and lonesome people:

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Nope. eBay offers your best scent:
http://tinyurl.com/brtey7a
Well, now I know what to get you for Christmas next year.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

I'll set you up with a salt lick, and a lounge chair...after that, yer on yer own.

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Death of Tenzing wrote:
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Frankly, I think he should swallow.
But you are the one who always returns to Capistrano each Spring.

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<quoted text>I'm guessing you speak from intimate experience?
Like doorknobs, toilets are well understood by their masters.
When will you cease being a servant to your doorknob, and a helpmeet to your toilet, dear one?
:)
Like your other guesses, this one, too, is off the mark.
Expecting you to make an educated guess would also end in failure.

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Like your other guesses, this one, too, is off the mark.
Expecting you to make an educated guess would also end in failure.
Especially since 'educated' is, in your case, an unattainable goal.
You catch a glimpse from me now and then, but you can't seem to exceed your grasp...

Jealous much?

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dem wrote:
Thread?
Dead!!!!
Yeah, I don't miss you either.

Next...

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But you are the one who always returns to Capistrano each Spring.
Wow!!
I had a feeling your alter-ego was a SWALLOW.

:)

(homophobe says 'what?' but only because he's never made a woman spray the walls..........

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