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NEWSWEEK, YOU PIECE OF SOUTHERN JESUS-SHIT. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT WOULDN'T YOU RATHER DEAL WITH SOMEONE FOULMOUTHED LIKE ME, AUSTENSIBLY, RATHER THAN SOMEONE STOOPID LIKE YOU?
"11. The Profane Screamer
If someone says something even remotely critical of the Profane Screamer, hell TYPE IN ALL CAPS, telling you what a @#$# you are and insulting your mom. The Profane Screamer is often a noob and often turns into The Crybaby."
Sounds like you huh big guy.