Ok, here's how it's done: after you've taken his money and, presumably, got he or they excited to some degree, you rotate yourself around so you're sitting on his face, or, at least, coming at the thing from the direction of its major curvature. This is important as otherwise he might knock your adenoids out banging in and out. Then, of course, you use your hand around the shaft to prevent him from just ramming the whole damn thing down in there willy-nilly and doing some real damage.<quoted text>
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How do you do it...technique and all...
Once you've established some sort of rhythm, then SLOWLY begin sliding your hand down the shaft letting more and more of him go down your throat. Be careful to remember to breathe and be sure and spit out any gum or lozenges you might be chewing first. There's always a tendency for beginners to slip a Mento in there but resist the temptation.
Ok, now you've got a rhythm built up and your ass is in his face and, hopefully, you've got a generous load of spit built up in your cheeks. Save this, you'll need it in a minute. What I want you to do now is to do a few rounds of circular breathing and concentrate on relaxing your throat. Do this by reciting, "HOW NOW BROWN COW," as the head of the thing slides past your tonsils and up against your larynx. 9 times out of 10, that's all you'll need so just ride it out til the end and only breathe on the outstroke, that's critical. When you feel the first contractions, just take a deep breath, aim him at the voicebox, and squeeze his balls or tickle his anus. Remember that hand on the shaft though, we don't want ol' Mr. Happy pokin' into a lung.
Now, as I say, that deals with 90% of your swallowing. Once in a while though you're gonna get the whole megillah. Practice with the little ones first so you'll be ready when the time comes. The difference here is that the head is going past your windpipe one way or another and you'll be holding your breath and trying not to throw up at the same time. I used to wrestle with technique in these instances but now I just go in the bathroom and spray some Lanacaine down my throat. After a few blasts of that he could go bowling in there and you'd never know it.
A few more tips: Relax, pretend you're having fun, an when he does come if it's still bubbling up in your mouth pretend it's a mocha latte'. If it's past the voicebox it doesn't matter, it's going right to your thighs.
Hope this helps?