you are going to find it real hard to show off your intellect with all 'penis' talk...<quoted text>
Hahahahahahahahahaha..molded in the same color as the one the paper normally came in, except mine was in the shape of a big condom. It was perfect, it looked like a 16" long uncircumcised dick that was 4" in diameter.
I, um, collected the Times from my neighbors' porches and driveways, removed them from their wrappers, repackaged them in mine and then re-delivered them. Then I took a photo of all the penis wrappers laying on houses and pavements,
thats not a crowd known for its brain power...