Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...

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Cindy

Ottawa, Canada

#831195 Dec 31, 2012
Social structure of the white monkey

Walking on four limbs
The white-headed capuchin is a diurnal and arboreal animal.[8] However, it does come down to the ground more often than many other New World monkeys.[15] It moves primarily by walking on all four limbs.[16] It lives in troops, or groups, of up to 40 monkeys (mean 16, range 4–40)[17] and has a male/female adult sex ratio of 0.71 on average (range 0.54–0.88).[17] With rare exceptions, females spend their entire lives with their female kin.[17][18][19] Males migrate to new social groups multiple times during the course of their lifetimes, migrating for the first time between 20 months and 11 years of age.[20][21] The median age of migration in the Santa Rosa population is 4.5 years.[20] Males sometimes migrate alone, but more often they migrate in the company of other males who are often their kin.[19][20][21] One of the unusual features of the kinship structure of the white-headed capuchin, relative to other primate species, is the high degree of relatedness within groups that results from the long tenures of alpha males who sire most of the offspring.[22][23] Alpha males have been known to keep their positions as long as 17 years in this species[22][23] and this puts them in the unusual position of being available to sire the offspring of their daughters and granddaughters, who produce their first offspring at about 6–7 years of age.[23][17] Typically, however, alpha males do not breed with their own daughters, even though they do sire virtually all offspring produced by females unrelated to them.[22] Those subordinate males who are allies of the alpha male in group defense are the males who sire the offspring of the alpha male's daughters. The high degree to which alpha males monopolize matings results in an unusually large number of paternal half-siblings and full siblings in this species relative to other primate species.[23]

Incest?
Homer

Effort, PA

#831196 Dec 31, 2012
Cindy wrote:
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Your a monkey too. Come on. Let's hear your eek eek, and ook ooking.
ook ook This is turning into a party. eek eek

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#831197 Dec 31, 2012
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<quoted text>Do it. Do it now. Having an imperial army has led to the downfall of every great civilization, from the Romans to the British.
... to the USA.

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#831198 Dec 31, 2012
Cindy wrote:
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Your a monkey too. Come on. Let's hear your eek eek, and ook ooking.
Ummm, that would be your role. You are doing well so far.

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Cindy

Ottawa, Canada

#831199 Dec 31, 2012
The white monkeys Interactions between groups

White-faced capuchin troops occupy home ranges of between 32 and 86 hectares (79 and 210 acres).[11] They travel between 1 and 3 kilometres (0.62 and 1.9 mi) daily, averaging 2 kilometres (1.2 mi) per day.[38] Although they engage in activity that has been described as "territorial", more recent research indicates that White-faced capuchin troops tend to behave aggressively to other White-faced capuchin troops regardless of where they meet, and the aggression is not necessarily intended to exclude the other troops from a specific home range.[39]

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Cindy

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#831200 Dec 31, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>ook ook This is turning into a party. eek eek
There you go. No need to keep pretending your so civilized. Carry on white monkey.

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#831202 Dec 31, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>So, in summation: Democrats: Big spenders
Republicans: Really big spenders
Libertarians: Oustide looking in.
Homer: Lone figure shouting at trees in the wilderness
Excellent summation.

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Cindy

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#831204 Dec 31, 2012
Death of Tenzing wrote:
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... to the USA.
How many children and animals have you raped, white monkey?

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#831205 Dec 31, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>ook ook This is turning into a party. eek eek
And its not like nit-picking is anything new around here.

Want Carol to pick your nits?

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#831206 Dec 31, 2012
Sample of what a misfit loser posts on the internet:
Cindy wrote:
Social structure of the white monkey
Walking on four limbs
The white-headed capuchin is a diurnal and arboreal animal.[8] However, it does come down to the ground more often than many other New World monkeys.[15] It moves primarily by walking on all four limbs.[16] It lives in troops, or groups, of up to 40 monkeys (mean 16, range 4–40)[17] and has a male/female adult sex ratio of 0.71 on average (range 0.54–0.88).[17] With rare exceptions, females spend their entire lives with their female kin.[17][18][19] Males migrate to new social groups multiple times during the course of their lifetimes, migrating for the first time between 20 months and 11 years of age.[20][21] The median age of migration in the Santa Rosa population is 4.5 years.[20] Males sometimes migrate alone, but more often they migrate in the company of other males who are often their kin.[19][20][21] One of the unusual features of the kinship structure of the white-headed capuchin, relative to other primate species, is the high degree of relatedness within groups that results from the long tenures of alpha males who sire most of the offspring.[22][23] Alpha males have been known to keep their positions as long as 17 years in this species[22][23] and this puts them in the unusual position of being available to sire the offspring of their daughters and granddaughters, who produce their first offspring at about 6–7 years of age.[23][17] Typically, however, alpha males do not breed with their own daughters, even though they do sire virtually all offspring produced by females unrelated to them.[22] Those subordinate males who are allies of the alpha male in group defense are the males who sire the offspring of the alpha male's daughters. The high degree to which alpha males monopolize matings results in an unusually large number of paternal half-siblings and full siblings in this species relative to other primate species.[23]
Incest?
Hehe...

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#831207 Dec 31, 2012
Hehe...

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Cindy

Ottawa, Canada

#831208 Dec 31, 2012
Old Crazy Goober wrote:
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Ummm, that would be your role. You are doing well so far.
Come on let me here the primitive white monkey eek eek and ook ook. We already know it's hidden in there. Don't be shy.

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sonicfilter

Indianapolis, IN

#831209 Dec 31, 2012
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama Most Admired in 2012

Clinton has been Most Admired more than any other woman in Gallup's history

http://www.gallup.com/poll/159587/hillary-cli...

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Cindy

Ottawa, Canada

#831210 Dec 31, 2012
Death of Tenzing wrote:
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Excellent summation.
You win a cookie:
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I believe he deserves a rotten banana and a couple of nuts. The white monkey enjoys rotten bananas and nuts. Sometimes they experiment with the rotten bananas in their azz. It got crush in their a hole, and that's when you white monkeys started having sex with those poor unsuspecting animals.

Shame on you!
Homer

Effort, PA

#831211 Dec 31, 2012
Death of Tenzing wrote:
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Excellent summation.
You win a cookie:
http://cookiejoefundraising.com/blog/wp-conte...
sweet, I'll take it
Cindy

Ottawa, Canada

#831212 Dec 31, 2012
Death of Tenzing wrote:
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And its not like nit-picking is anything new around here.
Want Carol to pick your nits?
There's nits and ticks in your pubic hair and lice. Are you on medication? I heard white monkeys all have herpes?
Homer

Effort, PA

#831213 Dec 31, 2012
Cindy wrote:
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There you go. No need to keep pretending your so civilized. Carry on white monkey.
will do
Cindy

Ottawa, Canada

#831214 Dec 31, 2012
Old Crazy Goober wrote:
Hehe...
There you go. I knew you had that white monkey in you. Now bend over, I have a surprise for you. Your prostate will thank me.
TSM

El Paso, TX

#831215 Dec 31, 2012
David Gregory should be embarrass after making this statement “Obama’s budget fight is Obama's "Lincoln moment” Gregory and other Liberals like you Obama is no Lincoln there this saying “ When Things Get Tough The Tough Get Going “ when thing are tough Obama exits the stage and turn it over to His VP!!
Cindy

Ottawa, Canada

#831216 Dec 31, 2012
Old Crazy Goober wrote:
Sample of what a misfit loser posts on the internet:
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Hehe...
I see your in the woods. How many children have you raped and buried there? Loser!

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