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#830730 Dec 29, 2012
killtaker wrote:
I wonder what these folks think about 'gun free' zones...
'College Student Shoots, Kills Home Invader'
"A group of college students said they are lucky to be alive and they’re thanking the quick-thinking of one of their own. Police said a fellow student shot and killed one of two masked me who burst into an apartment."
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/college-studen...
11 people saved by a LEGAL firearm...
100% of business, federal office, and school shootings, have occurred in
(wait for it)

GUN
FREE
ZONES.

Math was never my strong suit, but I know what '100%' means.

;)

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#830732 Dec 29, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Since the only "odor" you can possibly smell is YOUR OWN, dearheart, perhaps this will be helpful:
http://www.scopemouthwash.com/images/crest-pr...
You should gargle this long:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =fyw4xuU5QWkXX
and then spit.
:)
Frankly, I think he should swallow.

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#830734 Dec 29, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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If you decompress any further, you'll have to use a toilet plunger.
I'm guessing you speak from intimate experience?

Like doorknobs, toilets are well understood by their masters.

When will you cease being a servant to your doorknob, and a helpmeet to your toilet, dear one?

:)
new yawk

Tonawanda, NY

#830735 Dec 29, 2012
O STFU, Cram It! Nobady is intimidated or impressed with your lunatic rantings. Death? Dry-Dead-Bones is more accurate.

Now about My Ducati, you were right on the hybrid word: Ducocky.
It takes a cocky attitude to lay that baby down and become one with it while Ridin' It on The Open Road.

Just thought I'd reply to your comment.

C'est la vie ... It's just the way it goes.
THE DEBIL wrote:
DON'T PLAY WITH ME, HONEY. I'M DEATH. I DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR THAT, IT'S JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE. YOU WANT ME? COME AND GET ME. YOU WILL REGRET IT.

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#830736 Dec 29, 2012
maddmaxx7 wrote:
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Douche:
Reuters.com - U.S. retailers scramble after lackluster holiday sales | Reuters
(Reuters)- The 2012 holiday season may have been the worst for retailers since the 2008 financial crisis, with sales growth far below expectations ...
www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/26/us-usa-ret... ...– seo more
Read the word "growth" you idiot then try again.

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#830742 Dec 29, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
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Guerlain makes my ALL TIME favorite scent:
http://www.sephora.com/shalimar-parfum-P12483... -{keyword}&ci_src=17588969 &ci_sku=12658
The ol' man swoons whene'er I wear it.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
:)
Nope. eBay offers your best scent:

http://tinyurl.com/brtey7a

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#830744 Dec 29, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>
Guerlain makes my ALL TIME favorite scent:
http://www.sephora.com/shalimar-parfum-P12483... -{keyword}&ci_src=17588969 &ci_sku=12658
The ol' man swoons whene'er I wear it.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
:)
Skunks make your ALL TIME favorite scent.

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#830745 Dec 29, 2012
Death of Tenzing wrote:
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How can we even consider paying for "Obama's government" until we've paid off the fat-assed hog left by the GOP?
There you go! Tell your representatives that you don't want to even consider paying for the Boy Messiah's government. Thank You.

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#830746 Dec 29, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>You're elitist, without being 'librul'.
(As if.)
(tee-hee)
You are what you obsess over.........
Just saying.
:)
You are what you obsess over.........

Stones and Stink. Keep yer life simple, babee:}

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#830748 Dec 29, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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Nope. eBay offers your best scent:
http://tinyurl.com/brtey7a
Poor baby....that tumor on your olfactory nerve should be examined thoroughly by an oncologist.

Just my opinion.
:)

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#830749 Dec 29, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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Skunks make your ALL TIME favorite scent.
http://howtogrowmarijuana.com/wp-content/uplo...
How'd you know?

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#830750 Dec 29, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Since the only "odor" you can possibly smell is YOUR OWN, dearheart, perhaps this will be helpful:
http://www.scopemouthwash.com/images/crest-pr...
You should gargle this long:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =fyw4xuU5QWkXX
and then spit.
:)
Are you trying to reference the Scopes Trial?

And what does it all have to do with Lonesome Dove?

Well....OK. Here's my nonsensical contribution to good taste, mouth odor and lonesome people:

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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#830751 Dec 29, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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Nope. eBay offers your best scent:
http://tinyurl.com/brtey7a
Well, now I know what to get you for Christmas next year.........



I'll set you up with a salt lick, and a lounge chair...after that, yer on yer own.

:)

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#830752 Dec 29, 2012
Death of Tenzing wrote:
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Frankly, I think he should swallow.
But you are the one who always returns to Capistrano each Spring.

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#830753 Dec 29, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>I'm guessing you speak from intimate experience?
Like doorknobs, toilets are well understood by their masters.
When will you cease being a servant to your doorknob, and a helpmeet to your toilet, dear one?
:)
Like your other guesses, this one, too, is off the mark.
Expecting you to make an educated guess would also end in failure.

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#830755 Dec 30, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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Like your other guesses, this one, too, is off the mark.
Expecting you to make an educated guess would also end in failure.
Especially since 'educated' is, in your case, an unattainable goal.
You catch a glimpse from me now and then, but you can't seem to exceed your grasp...

Jealous much?

:)

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#830756 Dec 30, 2012
dem wrote:
Thread?
Dead!!!!
Yeah, I don't miss you either.

Next...

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#830757 Dec 30, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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But you are the one who always returns to Capistrano each Spring.
Wow!!
I had a feeling your alter-ego was a SWALLOW.

:)

(homophobe says 'what?' but only because he's never made a woman spray the walls..........

:)

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#830758 Dec 30, 2012
A parting thought:

What kind of a screwed up backward society do we live in when violent sex predators and rapists live among us, while other people sit in prisons for not PAYING? child support?

Erm,
If one can afford to 'knock me up,' one can afford to pay half the cost of RAISING one's offspring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch ...

Raptor in Michigan wrote:
Instead of saying "please put the addresses of kid rapists on a list for me,"
wouldn't it be more productive to demand that criminals be dealt with accordingly? Then you wouldn't need a list.

Sure. Instead of saying "Please don't rape," let's say "Rape and die."

http://www.youtube.com/watch ...

That oughta do it..........yeah?

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#830759 Dec 30, 2012
Well, dang.


Pretty simple, really.

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