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Lout Sue

London, UK

#830915 Dec 30, 2012
"When a woman says "NO! she often means "yes." When a man says "NO!" it means he's dead."

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RUSH10ME

Emporia, VA

#830916 Dec 30, 2012
Lout Sue wrote:
"The softest things in the world overcome the hardest things in the world.
Through this I know the advantage of letting her be on top so she can better judge the depth of penetration."
Would that be shallow , like obamas gene pool??

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Lout Sue

London, UK

#830917 Dec 30, 2012
"You can tell when a woman has had an orgasm by examining your credit card statement."

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Lout Sue

London, UK

#830918 Dec 30, 2012
"You can tell when a man has had an orgasm by determining which political party he belongs to. Also, by watching for the sun to come up."

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Lout Sue

London, UK

#830919 Dec 30, 2012
"If, on a long journey, you find yourself to hold your staff, stop using so much spit on it."

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Since: Dec 12

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#830920 Dec 30, 2012
RED BANNER OVER BUMFK wrote:
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Ummmm, better ... flash of humor, so I won't go in the door you just opened up. Okay, keep them panties on for the moment. but keep your legs together, with a pencil in between 'em (like wimmens are s'posed to do to prevent rape); there's much bigger bottom feeders to fry in here anyways ...
Now, what were you saying about that pure, perfect capitalism before the industrial revolooshin? My attention span is even more scattered than usual. You mean where they DIDN'T YET have the means to lay waste great tracts of REAL estate and completely trash rivers and, by extension, oceans, then rainforests (OXYGEN, BIPEDS, OXYGEN!) in a mere 200 years or so, give or take? Yeah, I agree, they were kinda hamstrung before all that -- even with the robber barons scooping with both claw-like hands, and beginning the utter devastation of the Earth that, apparently, you don't mind spread out before you like a OH, SOMEBODY GIVE ME AN ADEQUATE MEAT-A-FOR for this before I BURST, so long as a few more parasites get some more Mcmansions.
So, what you mean is, the mostest they could really effectuate on a fairly grand scale in pursuit of unfettered, flesh-eating, viral capitalism, was to bring pox to the indigenous peoples in foreign paradises and such. Read about the members of the "Happy Valley Set" in Kenya. G'head and google it. DO IT NOW BEFORE WE RIP YOUR PANTIES OFF! OR JUST STAY "CUTE" AND BUY YOURSELF MORE TIME.
/j
I'm done with that "conversation".

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Lout Sue

London, UK

#830921 Dec 30, 2012
"There is no calamity greater than lavish desires.
There is no greater guilt than discontentment.
And there is no greater disaster than greed."

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Since: Feb 08

Spokane, WA

#830922 Dec 30, 2012
Death of Tenzing wrote:
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Why?
Because the moron used up all but 124 characters of the character limit.
Besides, anybody with half a brain could have picked out the errors, no surprise you didn't get any of them.
"death of "dumos"
One more time you prove yourself to be alyingsonofabitch. My post was less than 500 characters. Can you post with out lying? No. You have nothing to say. No!!!!!!!!!
Peace
KMA

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Lout Sue

London, UK

#830923 Dec 30, 2012
"Hobby Lobby???"

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“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#830924 Dec 30, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Especially since 'educated' is, in your case, an unattainable goal.
You catch a glimpse from me now and then, but you can't seem to exceed your grasp...
Jealous much?
:)
Exceeding my reach regarding you would be like trying to catch a fart in a snowstorm. No Thank You.

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Since: Feb 08

Spokane, WA

#830925 Dec 30, 2012
lily boca raton fl wrote:
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LAIR
"silly"
Please point out the lie if that is what you meant. Your spelling of "lair" is diffrerent than most, thgose who use the more common spelling "liat".
Peace

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Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#830927 Dec 30, 2012
EasyEed wrote:
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"silly"
Please point out the lie if that is what you meant. Your spelling of "lair" is diffrerent than most, thgose who use the more common spelling "liat".
Peace
That's rich.

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“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#830928 Dec 30, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Wow!!
I had a feeling your alter-ego was a SWALLOW.
:)
(homophobe says 'what?' but only because he's never made a woman spray the walls..........
:)
I'm sure you have a lot of feelings but cheap emotions don't play well in the adult world.

The last time you sprayed the walls the Health Dept. Quarantined your house and sent in the Hazmat Suits with insecticide.

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Since: Feb 08

Spokane, WA

#830929 Dec 30, 2012
Death of Tenzing wrote:
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Appropriations originate in the House, I'm not at all surprised you didn't know that.
Through appropriations, spending under the teabagger House increased $340 billion in two years.
"death of "dumos"
If that is the case why did budgets brought up in the senate for a vote get zero votes? Why has the president sat on his azs and never operated under a budget? Why has the president increased the deficit by near 6 trillion dollars? The answer is easy. His support is provided by azsholes like you with your hand out.
Peace
KMA

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Since: Feb 08

Spokane, WA

#830931 Dec 30, 2012
Nuculur option wrote:
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Aw shucks, ya got me.
Dimnewt doesn't talk to me anymore.
I thought we agreed that Carol was a tad brighter than any of the others mentioned.
Ed is fun. He's so outraged by me, he hurls everything he's got at me!! Which isn't saying much. But I like to poke him with a stick on occasion.
"nutsucker"
I have to admit I respond to your lying ignorant posts for just one reason. The reason is get you to run off your mouth. You are never sane but your BS is amusing. I enjoy listening to you as you claim to have ran posters off. All lies, those posters you claim to run off just keep on returning and point out your lies. "DB", "carol", "Galt", "flack", etal just return and kick you azs.
Peace
KMA

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“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#830932 Dec 30, 2012
DBWriter wrote:
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Well, we finally get a reasonable answer.
However, the last studies done on a flat tax estimated approximately 10 to 12 percent. But, that was before the government became 25 percent of the economy.
If the government is 25 percent of the economy, that means the other 75 percent pays for the 25 percent. 25 percent is one-third of 75 percent.
A flat tax calculation to pay for Obama's government would be in excess of 20 percent.
But, EVERYONE would pay. I do believe if everyone paid for the government they elected, they wouldn't be voting for a bunch of frauds flying a Marxist flag. And, the government would get smaller.
I like a flat tax. EVERYONE pays. No exceptions. No excuses.
Detroit News, December 23, 2012 - Tax code milking cash cow dry:

http://tinyurl.com/amkxaqb

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“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#830933 Dec 30, 2012
Yeah wrote:
<quoted text>lol! Don't you just hate it when people you disagree with speak the truth and you have no defense son?
Other than to use your personal opinions as a response?
You really should let your psychiatrist speak for you.

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Since: Feb 08

Spokane, WA

#830934 Dec 30, 2012
Nuculur option wrote:
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I remember that story!! That's where Ed said you'd know him because he had a limp. And he IS a Catholic, so nuff said..........
The limp which he later denied. I've tormented him over that flip-flop for years!! Aahh, the memories!!
All Ed does is insult others and say the same, inane crap. Then he accuses others of name calling. He's either drunk or senile. Maybe both.
Emaam tends to avoid me of late. Works for me.
"nutsucker"
You are making the day interesting.
I did have a limp, ankle sprain, it healed, ergo, no limp.
I am a Roman Catholic, fact of life. You do not like it, who gives a ratsass? "silly" and you, big deal.
"Eman" kicks your azs every time he directs a post to you.
I do not insult others, I speak the truth.
Peace
KMA

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Yeah

Mililani, HI

#830935 Dec 30, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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You really should let your psychiatrist speak for you.
lol! You really should take your own advice son!

Maybe then even you might comprehend what you're saying!

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“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#830936 Dec 30, 2012
Yeah wrote:
<quoted text>lol! You must have created your own definition son. Here's what I found.....
"
cap·i·tal·ism
[kap-i-tl-iz-uh&#8201;m] Show IPA
noun
an economic system in which investment in and ownership of the means of production, distribution, and exchange of wealth is made and maintained chiefly by private individuals or corporations, especially as contrasted to cooperatively or state-owned means of wealth."
I supplied a link source while you supplied not a link but a carefully copied piece of select definition. Most dictionaries will supply various interpretations often with each in descending order of usage - you found one you liked and grabbed it. Cheap, boy. Nothing but cheap.

You didn't supply the link probably because it, too, revealed a definition with the words "Freedom" and/or "Free Enterprise" and, of course, you didn't want us to see that one:}

Go play with your XBox and vibrator, kid.

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