Two cannibals catch a missionary and decide to share him.<quoted text>
I heard Texas got some good pork ribs. Are you sure it's not humans you white people aren't eating all smothered in bq sauce. And why do you white monkey practice cannibalistic behavior. You are truly beasts.
One starts to eat him from the head down, the other from the feet up.
Halfway through, one says to the other:
"Enjoying your meal?"
The other cannibal says:
"Yes, I'm having a ball"
The first says:
"You're eating too fast!!"