Come to think of it, this day and age demands such a setup. Those platforms are open invitations to wackos, jealous wives and copycat killers.<quoted text>
New York City should be forced to install safety gates on their obviously unsafe subway platforms to prevent riders from being pushed or from jumping onto the tracks. Bloomberg should be sued, personally, for each subway death.
On Jan 1, New Yorkers should pass around thousands of Michael Bloomberg Dummies and perform a city-wide Flash Mob event. On the mark, all of those Michael Bloomberg Dummies should be pushed from subway platforms. They should be filled with Sidewalk Sausage, too, Pinata-Style.