If Obama read from the teleprompter more times during the Christmas season, that would have fixed our problems.<quoted text>
Are you grasping for straws *AGAIN*?
Bad weather gave us a bad Christmas Sales?
Maybe the Boy Messiah had a tummy ache and couldn't move the economy and the weather the way he wanted? Hmmm? Whaddya think?
Please help us, Obama. Read from the teleprompter. Save the world and read from the teleprompter.
... it's funny how someone reading from a teleprompter creates such an impression. We used to call people like that frauds.