Look, you. If you want control over a uterus, grow your own.<quoted text>
I see you ladling 'responsibility for actions' all over men, without even mentioning the role women play in pregnancy - men don't make babies all by themselves, doodette. If women kept their legs closed more often, they couldn't blame men for their problems. No egg - no baby. Keep that thing out of your pants.
Otherwise, have a long conversation with your deity of choice, concerning why it felt the need to deprive you of one.
And stay out of mine.