Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...
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Dec 14, 2012
 
Lily Boca Raton Fl wrote:
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You're a liar, and a nut job
"silly"
I treat you with respect when I direct a post to you, thou often I disagree with what you post. Cut the BS, point out a lie in my post. Just one lie.
Peace

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Dec 14, 2012
 
dem wrote:
I want to take some time out now to make a serious post. Most of you know me as "dem" (the chubby gay liberal from Chicago), but I'm so much more than that. I'm caring, I'm giving, I'm sensual. Its just that as I get older and fatter, things have slowed down quite a bit for me. A couple of years ago you'd have never caught me posting for 12 straight hours because the phone would ring 5-6 times a night (and it'd be a different dude every time!!!). Now, I'm lucky if the janitor knocks on my door for a quickie after cleaning the community toilets. I guess what I'm REALLY saying is..... I need friends. I'll do literally anythng to earn your trust, and you can mop up the floor with me six ways from Sunday.
Just love me please.....
Do you have a blow-up doll version of yourself? Everyone is afraid of commitments.
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Dec 14, 2012
 
nwax wrote:
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Thanks for sharing Dem. You seem like the average democrat.
I may be an average dem, but there's so much more of me to love. Let me be your wife, and we can lie on soft furs.
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Dec 14, 2012
 
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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Do you have a blow-up doll version of yourself? Everyone is afraid of commitments.
I have a wide assortment, but thats all in the past now. I want REAL love....

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Dec 14, 2012
 
GhostofRaygun wrote:
<quoted text>Have they found those WMDs that cost 4000 lives, 30,000 wounded and $2 Trillion? I curse your mouse and keyboard.
Cursing my mouse and keyboard is pretty damned trivial. Are you expecting me to get the blue screen of death?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

You sound like a guy who tries committing suicide with an office stapler. A real heavy:}

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Dec 14, 2012
 
ole_47 wrote:
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If you continually hit yourself on the head with a hammer odds say you will probably see an increase in your IQ...not much....but anything above 50 is a blessing...
Forget the hammer.

An Ice Pick would be far more effective draining the puss and sewage to raise his IQ.
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Dec 14, 2012
 
Spearchucker Jones wrote:
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Yo dem, I gots yer back homey. I done busted somea ma bes nuts ever in yo cracka-azz. How you gittin lonely ina hood? Daniggaz always gittin love from da homeys, even if ya is turning inta a straight pork skeezer!! I be over bout fo; you jes keep on postin, an L.T.B.(lube that booty).....
Oh spearchucker, I remember fondly those romantic nights stretched out on an indian rug down by the sewage treatment plant, but if you remember I never COULD get you to commit. Your's is still the finest illinois blacksnake I've ever seen, but like I said before that's no longer enough. I want a RELATIONSHIP now that I'm old & fat(ter).

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Dec 14, 2012
 
dem wrote:
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Looks like you spent some time on that rant, retard!
Not really.

First, I don't rant and

Secondly, I'm a high-speed genius.

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Dec 14, 2012
 
Lily Boca Raton Fl wrote:
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Probably a combination, plus a society that wants instant gratification and instant solutions to problems. Take a pill for everything that ails you, how many kids were medicated when you went to school?
...and if the pill fails, get a free abortion via the Boy Messiah.

“I be me, and you are...”

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Do you have a blow-up doll version of yourself? Everyone is afraid of commitments.
I know hu, and I would like a couple of some too ok reverse that some of a couple, do they break easy 'cause really just a couple LOL, they wouldn't have to be action figures either...

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So they should be able to fend off a shooting rampage?
I'm with ya.
Automobiles kill more people in America than guns. Are we going to ban automobiles? No. Ammonia and bleach (the ingredients in mustard gas) would have done a better job of killing more kids at that school today than an automatic weapon. Are we going to ban cleaning products? No. 80% of the school shootings in this country are carried out by children on brain medications. Are we going to ban Prozac? Ritalin? Respirdol? No. 100% of school shootings are carried out by people who knew they would be the only armed participants. Banning guns only affects those who submit to the ban - criminals don't give a SHIT about the law, gun bans, or the lives they take, including their own.

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Dec 14, 2012
 
dem wrote:
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Lol!
This diagnosis off your own chart, ffuckface?
You look like a beached whale lying there in the shallow end of the pool. But it's a lot easier to catch those Babe Ruths floating by.....

So....how old were you when you first fell in love with your finger?
TheIndependentMa jority

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Dec 14, 2012
 
dr dem wrote:
Rather than inhabiting the sinful coastal cities, Republicans live in middle America, the heartland of consumerism, the home of the American Dream. These areas are often called "fly-over" regions, and rightfully so; terrorists mainly target the coastal areas which are filled with atheists and gays. The truth is we are only at war with terrorists because they technically attacked America, and like all good real Americans we must defend our borders, regardless of how much of a favor they were doing us.
Republicans are known to despise hippies, and rightfully so. That is why most of them display one nailed to a cross, a constant reminder of how hippies should be dealt with.
Okay, you're kinda stretching it a little there duhmbo.

America needs more love, NOT more hate!

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dem wrote:
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I have a wide assortment, but thats all in the past now. I want REAL love....
Try a mortuary. They can't run from you.
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Dec 14, 2012
 
You see, even spearchucker has turned on me. I'm really very lonely, and I'll post all night if it will get me some badly-needed attention. Its so cold here in Chicago, I need some friends......

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Dec 14, 2012
 
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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...and if the pill fails, get a free abortion via the Boy Messiah.
Ok we get it: beat that horse. Beat it until women don't ever have sex with anyone but their husbands, and that only when they want to conceive - or feel compelled to.

Good luck with that.

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Obama 2016 wrote:
<quoted text>Firearms are the favorite tool of criminals. Without firearms, criminals would not have the tools necessary to commit crimes and it would decrease, like in all countries where guns are banned.
Without firearms innocent victims couldn't protect themselves against the criminals.

Get rid of the criminals and crime will also decrease.

Believe it or not that will stop crime quicker than outlawing guns ever will. A good place to start would be your minority ghetto's where 80%+ crime occurs.
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Then wrap your lips on my co ck, ma'am.
and LESS degenerate perversion and MORE wholesome PURITY.

Seriously.

What a sad, sad day in this nation.
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Dec 14, 2012
 
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Automobiles kill more people in America than guns. Are we going to ban automobiles? No. Ammonia and bleach (the ingredients in mustard gas) would have done a better job of killing more kids at that school today than an automatic weapon. Are we going to ban cleaning products? No. 80% of the school shootings in this country are carried out by children on brain medications. Are we going to ban Prozac? Ritalin? Respirdol? No. 100% of school shootings are carried out by people who knew they would be the only armed participants. Banning guns only affects those who submit to the ban - criminals don't give a SHIT about the law, gun bans, or the lives they take, including their own.
That's a good idea. Maybe if I gas an entire school full of kids, one of the Dads secretly molesting his son will get lonely and turn to me. I'll do whatever it takes..

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Tinka wrote:
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I know hu, and I would like a couple of some too ok reverse that some of a couple, do they break easy 'cause really just a couple LOL, they wouldn't have to be action figures either...
Blow-Up Dolls never die.

They just pass away:}

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