While we ALL joke and goof around here (cheap entertainment), it takes an especially deviant and depraved mind like yours to exploit a tragedy involving one diseased maggot executing almost 30 people (mostly preschoolers). While I know (and am thankful) that you will never be able to procreate, you really should sincerely consider suicide. You have no worthwhile place on the planet, and the world would be a much better place with a "generation zero" loser like yourself gone.<quoted text>
That leaves Fred out of the equation.
Don't think, "just do it" :-).