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I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THE WET WILLIE WHERE YOU SUCK YOU FINGER AN' THEN PUT IT IN HER EAR... WHAT'D YOU THINK I MEANT? NO, NO, NO, YOU GOT TO GET THEM LAUGHIN' I KEEP TELLIN' YOU. WE DRIVE THEM CRAZY BUT WHEN WE FUNNY THEY STILL LOVE US, THEY CAIN'T HEP THEYSELVES...
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THEY SMILIN' NOW... ONLIEST ONES WE WANT HERE ANYWAYS...
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You need to read the transcript of what he said. He said the 47% pay no taxes. There is only one 47% in America that pay no taxes. 22% include those on SS and troops deployed. The gift takers. |
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And if it does NOT crash I'm sure you will give Obama all the credit. |
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FIRST THING WE NEED IS A MISSION STATEMENT.... HMMMMMM... NUTHIN' TOO GRANDIOSE OR CENTERED ON PUBLIC SERVICE OR NUTHIN'... HOW BOUT SUMTHIN' TO DO WITH... LOVE?
"WE HOL' THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT THAT ALL MEN ARE VERY DEFINITELY NOT EQUAL AND SHALL NOT PERISH FROM THIS EARTH AS LONG AS WE HANG OUT TOGETHER. FURTHER, WE HOL' THAT ALL WOMEN ARE NOT EQUAL EITHER AN' THAT MANY OF THEM ARE SOOOOO DAMN CUTE AS TO BE IRRESISTIBLE AN'; THE RES' OF THEM WOULDN'T BE TOO BAD IF THEY JUS' TOOK A L'IL PRIDE IN THEYSELVES! FURTHER, NO MAN SHALL KISS A WOMAN'S ASS UNLESS SHE WILLS IT, REGARDLESS OF RACE CREED OR COLOR OR THE OVERALL CUTENESS OF HER SMILE. LIKEWISE! NO MAN SHALL ALLOW HISSELF TO BECOME GROSSLY FAT OR PICK HIS NOSE IN THE CAR WHERE THE WHOLE DAMN NEIGHBORHOOD CAN WATCH HIM DO IT!" I JUS' PUTTIN' IT OUT THERE AN' WELCOME CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM PARTICULARLY FROM THE CUTE GIRLS WHO STILL LOVE DEBIL. |
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AW C'MON, I OFFERIN' YOU THE WORL' HERE... WHEN WE GON' GROW UP IF NOT NOW?
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Judged: 1 1 1 Nice fluff piece but it doesn't answer my question. |
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“My Life Is A Shell Game” Since: May 07
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Judged: 1 1 1 The Wisdom of Crowds is nothing but a cheap consumer myth. Mass delusion is a common thread throughout history and we've seen it again with this past Presidential Election. Americans did not want to engage the "European Problem" prior to WWI but Roosevelt dragged us in because of his vision - an individual's vision. Churchill was spurned by the British voters before and even after WWII. A considerable percentage of Americans believe in ghosts, UFOs, "Professional" Wrestling, winning lotteries and Liberalism. Go figure. And here comes little PeeDePoop to prance about detailing the Wisdom of Crowds and how the Republicans should fall in line. This makes you a Fool leading a Fool's Parade. "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." ----- Winston Churchill |
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Judged: 1 1 1 Because elections DO have consequences and the democrats only carried the Senate - they didn't win the House. Personally - I say Santa won fair and square - give him everything he wants and when he is finished wrecking the country it will be decades before another democrat could get elected dog catcher. Congrats on the win - now do something. What happened to the holy Obamessiah bringing everyone together. Are his powers not up to the challenge on the very first issue? He won the election but he won't be able to do anything - kind of like the last four years. Sorry you had your hopes up about that shining new future - it appears it isn't coming. |
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Judged: 1 1 1 Why does obama need to be strong armed into compromise? |
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Republicans are running out of country club types |
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I, FOR ONE, FEEL NEW HOPE. I AM INSPIRED TO BETTER MYSELF... OH, AN' NO TEXANS, EXCEPT DENNY. I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT TEXANS ARE BASICALLY ON A SINKING SHIP AND WE SHOULD CUT THEM OFF AND LET THEM DUKE IT OUT WITH MEXICO. THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON SOMETHING OR OTHER, AND DESPITE CLAIMS TO THE CONTRARY, WE ARE UNLIKELY TO GO BACK TO EATING MASTODONS AND LIVING IN CAVES. AND NO MORE GODDAM STRUGGLING!!!! RAISE YOU HANDS IF YOU WANT PIZZA? I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S FATTENING, BUT THIS IS A SPECIAL NIGHT.
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Judged: 1 1 1 Where'd you go? Was it something you said or replying as your sock? |
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Judged: 1 1 FOR ONCE IN YOU LIFE CAN YOU JUS' BE A MAN INSTEAD OF PRETENDIN' YOU CHARLES ATLAS? YOU GOT TO LISSEN TO THE DEBIL CAUSE HE TELL YOU THE TRUTH: YOU-GET-THE-WOMEN-LAUGHIN'-AN' -THE-WORL-BE-A-BETTER-PLACE. STOP TRYIN' TO COMPETE WITH ME! I DON' WANNA PLAY. |
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OH, AN' WINSTON CHURCHILL WAS A FAT DRUNK NOBODY LIKED, THOUGH HE DID HAVE A SMALL TALENT FO' PAINTING. THE WORLD IS AWASH IN AMBITIOUS MEN AND WOMEN AN' WHAT GOOD HAS IT EVER DONE ANYONE?
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Republican Party knows their Power Grab is in Trouble. |
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Judged: 1 1 1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA... YES, UM, THAT'S IT.. YOU ABOUT TO HAVE YOU FACES PUSHED DOWN INTO THE MUD YOU MAKE YOUSELVES AN' NOW YOU ALL SENSITIVE ABOUT THE RIGHTS OF MINORITIES... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .. |
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“My Life Is A Shell Game” Since: May 07
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Judged: 1 1 1 It is the PeeDePoops of this world that love to lead the Hanging Mob to the tree with rope in hand. They call it "leadership". |
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IN LIFE, AS IN LOVE, "WINNING" IS NOT AN OPTION. THERE IS NO MAN OR WOMAN WITH ANY ANSWERS BUT WE ALL GOT GENITALS. SO LOOK AT IT FROM MY POINT OF VIEW: WHEN YOU BEEN HANDED THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM OF HAPPINESS WHY YOU OUT LOOKIN' FO' THE COMBINATION TO THE HOLY GRAIL OF ENLIGHTENMENT? CAROL, GET DEBIL A BEER WHILE YOU UP, WOULD YOU, DEAR?
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“My Life Is A Shell Game” Since: May 07
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Judged: 1 1 1 Fool. This you say while 23 million Americans are out of work. You've got more lies than lice, Idiot. |
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