http://truths.omniseek.com/list.html<quoted text>do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons - for thou art crunchy, and good with ketchup.
(reliability of wiki notwithstanding)
Universal Truth # 5
Feet taste better with Ketchup.
Universal Truth # 6
Ketchup makes everything taste better. Except Ketchup
Universal Truth # 7
There's always someone who prefers mustard
Universal Truth # 8
Someone, somewhere will always be offended
Universal Truth # 16
A cat works just as well as trained Psychologist, and gives better advice.
I love my cat.