Barack Obama, our next President

[THE DEBIL]

SO, UM, "ELECTRON," WHAT'RE YOU WEARING? DON'T DRAG THIS OUT TOO LONG I'M TIRED...

[THE DEBIL]

WHY DO I WASTE MY TIME ON YOU? OH... YEAH.. CAUSE IT'S FUN, AND YOU HATE IT. DON'T YOU WISH YOU'D BEEN BORN SMARTER THAN YOU ARE?

[THE DEBIL]

DEBIL TEAR ELECTRON'S CLOTHES OFF AN' STUFF HIS COCK UP HIS ASS. ELECTRON SAY, "HEP! HEP! SAVE ME!" BUT DEBIL DON' CARE AN' STUFF THE OL' MEAT WAGON SO FAR UP HIS POOP CHUTE THAT HE FIND BLACK GOLD, TEXAS T! WELLL.. THE FIRST THING YOU KNOW OL' JED'S A MILLIONAIRE... THE KINFOLKS SAY, JED, MOVE AWAY FROM THERE...

[THE DEBIL]

I SAID, KEEP UP! DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!!(YOU DO REALIZE THAT YOU BE A LAUGHING STOCK IN THE MORNING?) DUH

[THE DEBIL]

shinningelectr0n wrote:

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OK. You're asking for lessons on how to think. I charge by the hour.
You can't afford it because I don't accept Food Stamps as payment.

HOPEFULLY YOU DON' CHARGE VERY MUCH, MORON?

[THE DEBIL]

I TOL' YOU TO KEEP UP YOU DUMB BITCH, ARE YOU DEAF?

[THE DEBIL]

APPARENTLY

[THE DEBIL]

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

[Mitt Wrongney]

carol wrote:

Dem. Patty Murray said she's ready to take us over the fiscal cliff if democrats don't get their way and raise taxes.
So let me get this straight.
Raising taxes will take us back into a recession...and democrats are threatening to ruin the economy if they can't cause another recession?
Do I have that right?

No you don"t.

[shinningelectr0n]

Tinka wrote:

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Someone you just described who should be in charge of that?
Government, Law enforcement, under what code would that be filed?
Special need or Special conduct...When's the time to say it is enough?

Law extends only so far and so deep beyond which we assume that good human beings will play nice for the sake of playing nice. That doesn't work. There are those like sonicfiller who patrol the peripheral like a jackal outlier taking bites where they can and where they can't jumping back to try again.

There are, in descending order of effectiveness, some behavioral guides: Law, Ethics, Morals and then Spirituality.

In turn there is respectively, in descending population of inhabitance, Law abiding citizens, Financiers, Lawyers and Democrats.

My tongue-in-cheek is getting sore.

[THE DEBIL]

YOU'RE NOT A SHITTINGELECTRON YOU'RE A FUCKINGMORON, WANT ME TO FIX IT FO' YOU?

[THE DEBIL]

DEBIL GRAB JESUS BY HIS HAIR AN' SHOVE HIS DICK UP HIS ASS.. "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?" DEBIL SAY...

[shinningelectr0n]

John Galt wrote:

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When I say that Republicans should allow the Democrats to drive over the cliff, I mean that they should not concede in some meaningless attempt to appear cooperative.

Agreed. The expression "Political Compromise" conjures up images of good faith attempts to meet in the middle. But when Der Führer moves a peanut forward across the table in fake concession and then loudly demands all the grain from America's storehouses in return, it becomes a sick joke. This is not compromise but browbeating from the Kenyan Snake.

(do snakes have eyebrows?)

[THE DEBIL]

IT A SHELL GAME, SO SHOW ME YOU NUTS, CRACKER.

[nanoanomaly]

Tinka wrote:

<quoted text>
Someone you just described who should be in charge of that?
Government, Law enforcement, under what code would that be filed?
Special need or Special conduct...When's the time to say it is enough?

I would suggest that now is the time to say we've had enough.

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/04/0...

These devices are being deployed to ensure we don't. Our government wants to make us feel completely powerless to resist the changes "it" has decided to implement against us. Stress levels will go through the roof when people start noticing the drones hovering over their homes. That's a fact. Initially, there will be people trying to shoot them down. That won't go on for long.

[THE DEBIL]

JESUS STAND PROUD AS THE CENTURION GATHER HIS WHIP. THEN THE ROMAN FLICK THE THING OUT THERE WITH PRACTICED EFFICIENCY AN' HE CARVE OUT ONE OF JESUS' EYES. HE POP IT OUT LIKE A BON BON AN' THE DOGS SCUFFLE FO' IT IN THE DIRT. JESUS MAINTAIN HIS DIGNITY EVEN WITH JUS' THE ONE EYE AN' STAND FAST AGAINST THE HORRIBLE ONSLAUGHT... TO NO END WHATSOEVER... GIVEN THE TUSSLE BETWEEN JESUS AND THE WHIP, JESUS WILL LOSE... BADLY. IT IS FORETOLD.

[nanoanomaly]

THE DEBIL wrote:

WHY DO I WASTE MY TIME ON YOU? OH... YEAH.. CAUSE IT'S FUN, AND YOU HATE IT. DON'T YOU WISH YOU'D BEEN BORN SMARTER THAN YOU ARE?

He may not have been born smarter than any other baby, but he certainly shines brighter than you ever have, you bobble-headed, monkey-on-a-stick.

[THE DEBIL]

nanoanomaly wrote:

<quoted text>He may not have been born smarter than any other baby, but he certainly shines brighter than you ever have, you bobble-headed, monkey-on-a-stick.

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE! SHINING BRIGHTER? DUH. IT'S TWO O'CLOCK, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR TITS ARE?

[THE DEBIL]

THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT THOUGH ISN'T IT HONEY? YOU WANT DESPERATELY FO' SOMEONE TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY. I DO, I DO, I TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY. I'M NOT JUST AN INTELLECTUAL ELITIST I FEEL YOUR PAIN. I REALLY, REALLY WANT YOU TO ENGAGE WITH ME AND TELL ME ABOUT LIFE IN... THE HEARTLAND? ARE YOU A FARMER? A TATTOO ARTIST? A MOTORCYCLE REPAIRWOMAN? WOW! THAT'S COOL. NOW GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY RIVER AND STOP BREEDING LIKE A RABBIT.

[THE DEBIL]

JESUS CHRIST ARE AMERICANS JUST COMPLETELY STUPID? IS THIS ALL THERE IS? SITTING HERE ALL NIGHT TYPING TO MORONS WHO ARE LIKELY BOWLING?