Was he drunk? A drunken pedophile just like you.
So, your fadda molested you.
My condolences, boyo.
My butt is fat and loose.
When I was a young boy I was prudish about anal sex.
But my father was very patient.
First his pinky finger, with that huge high school ring on it.
DEBIL, have you ever rode the bannister or swallowed a doorknob with your vagina?