In order to have an attention span at all, you must first have a discernible iota of intelligence. Otherwise, you are the mule waiting for further instructions from the 2x4 across the head.<quoted text>
WRONG. IT IS THOSE WITH SHORT SPANS OF ATTENTION WHO BORE EASILY. FOR THEM, THERE'S FUXNEWS. AND THEY HAVE HAWT TALKING HEADS TO KEEP YOUR FLACCID DONG SEMI-TUMESCENT AS YOU GUM YOUR HERO./j
Howdy there, you cute little mule!