true story.<quoted text>
A small group of naked protesters stormed House Speaker John Boehner’s Washington office today, seemingly concerned that taxpayer funding for AIDS research could be cut in the upcoming “fiscal cliff” discussions.
According to Buzzfeed reporter Chris Geidner, who was live tweeting the spectacle, the protesters were chanting things like,“ACT UP. Fight Back. Fight AIDS,” and,“Boehner, Boehner, don’t be a di**, budget cuts will make us sick.”
An unfortunate video of the event shows them chanting:“That’s why we have to be so nude, budget cuts are really rude!”
i can't wait to hear this conspiracy theory.