DEBIL ROLE UP ON A LOTTA 7/11'S IN HIS DAY AN' HE HAVIN' TROUBLE REMEBERIN ONE WITH NOISY WHITE KIDS OUTSIDE? BUT HERE'S WHAT HE DOES IN ANY EVENT: HE CARRY FOAM EARPLUGS. ANYTIME DEBIL GO WHERE THERE PEOPLE HE PUT IN HIS EARPLUGS. THEN PUT ON A BRIGHT SMILE AN' LIMP A L'IL SO PRETTY WOMEN WILL APPROACH YOU, TAKE YOUR ARM, AN' ASK YOU IF YOU NEED ANY HELP? PRETTY WOMEN LIKE TO HELP. DON' WASTE YOU TIME PICKIN' FIGHTS WITH ASSHOLES WHEN YOU COULD JUST AS EASILY BE HAVIN' A CUP OF COFFEE WITH A PRETTY WOMAN AT BAGEL MASTERS OR SOMEPLACE.<quoted text> Ok answer this. You role on 4 white teens sitting out front of a 7-11 with their music blaring. You ask them to turn it down and they give you grief. You get out the car and get into a shouting match. Out of the corner of your eye you see what you think is a gun. What do you do? Stand there? Run? Get in the first shot? Look, in my day to day travels I get far more grief from white people than blacks. I usually don't lump people into groups. I take each person on their own merits.
YESTERDAY DEBIL BOUGHT THE PRETTY PHARMACIST A CINNAMON DONUT. SHE SO AMAZED BY THIS SHE COME OUT FROM BEHIND THE COUNTER AN' DEBIL SUGGEST WE GO DOWN THE HALL FO' SOME COFFEE AN' SHE SMILE AN' SAY, "YES." DEBIL NOT REMEMBER ANY NOISY WHITE BOYS, THOUGH THEY MAY HAVE BEEN AROUND SOMEWHERES?