ok I'll give it a try but only if I get $25 an hour and they pay for my birth controll and abortions.<quoted text>Be a greeter. What could be easier? All you have to do is display a fake smile, say "Welcome to Walmart" and give people bad shopping carts. If a customer asks you a question, simply refer him to the second most braindead person, the person at the customer service desk.
What's a service desk? Is that where they make my meals?