Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...

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Karma is a_______ wrote:
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wow 8,600 rockets and only 28 deaths......
what's the death toll of Palestinians from Israeli attacks???
we kicked Saddam out of Kuwait for waging a war for territory, how come we haven't done anything about Israel seizing land in 1967???
Israel needs to get out of the West Bank and Gaza period
Israel was attacked by what 5 countries at the same time. They kicked all of their asses. To the victor goes the spoils. That land was won in the heat of battle.
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<quoted text> Israel was attacked by what 5 countries at the same time. They kicked all of their asses. To the victor goes the spoils. That land was won in the heat of battle.
Yeah! Like in Iraq!!!(Debil say with a stern, self-assured expression his face!) Say, um, Debil ever introduce you to his friend Titus?
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THE DEBIL wrote:
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Debil is hung-over to a degree an' he tryin' to be very quiet.... you said you wanted to dial-back the rhetoric din't you?
Very good. Carry on.
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Nov 21, 2012
 
flack wrote:
<quoted text> Israel was attacked by what 5 countries at the same time. They kicked all of their asses. To the victor goes the spoils. That land was won in the heat of battle.
Bah, we don't still ocupy huge swaths of Germany.
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You know, Kathryn, have you ever let a man fill your anus with marbles? It's an incredible sensation between loving adults. He get on top (again) an' as his thrusts become mo' an' mo' intense the marbles start poppin' out you ass an' then you shove them up in his an.. an.. pretty soon he not drivin' the ol' spike with a tackhammer no mo'... sound like... oh, I don' know? Lotta marbles all clackin' together....
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Heheheheheheh.. you let a man put his marble collection up you ass in a loving an' caring manner, you own him after that.
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Trust me on this one..
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Nov 21, 2012
 
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>Bah, we don't still ocupy huge swaths of Germany.
An we got the sausage an' beer to prove it!

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Which is, of course, another way of saying he's over at you best friend Sally's house with his dick in her mouth cause she's a "dirty-girl" and helps him forget the loveless marriage he's locked into wherein his ability to stack up bricks in useful configurations is now a surrogate fo' rude, sweaty sex.(Google: Petraeus Pizza Oven)
Oddly enough, I got a chuckle out of this.

Thanks.
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If Debil teach you nuthin' else, he hope you understand you need to be naked an' lubricated with red, red lipstick on... and barefooted... when that po' man get home from um... work.
Way ahead of you, Deb.
Home-based business has lots of perks.
:)
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Nov 21, 2012
 
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Oddly enough, I got a chuckle out of this.
Thanks.
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K, then there's still hope fo' you. Debil's ultimate goal is to make women laugh an' if you lookin' fo' anything else you gon' have to invent it youself. It all started when you call him "rude" which he certainly is not. But he take the position that a person should get what they expect outta life. Personally, I like the stuff about the pizza oven and will use it my next book. So, thank you too.
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Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Way ahead of you, Deb.
Home-based business has lots of perks.
:)
Say, um, you not runnin' a whorehouse are you? Cause Debil can work with that... did you spell that word correctly?

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THE DEBIL wrote:
Kathryn: "Oh, Doctor Weiss, I just don't know what to do! Bob is out in the yard at all hours and it's becoming a maze of chimneys and arches and things and it's not as if he has some sort of plan he just builds stuff willy-nilly wherever he pleases! He just finished building a pyramid on top of my hydrangeas! I don't understand MEN! With all their dark urges and things... Oh Doctor Weiss, please help me, I don't know what I'm doing... Doctor Weiss? DOCTOR WEISS?? WHAT ARE DOING, DOCTOR? PUT THAT AWAY IMMEDIATELY!!!!"
Dr. Weiss: "Oh, I'm sorry Mrs' Lipshitz, I thought you said you wanted to have sex?"
Oh hell - I CANNOT stop laughing. This is priceless. Thanks ever so much!!

Gold star for Deb.
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You know, Kathryn, have you ever let a man fill your anus with marbles? It's an incredible sensation between loving adults. He get on top (again) an' as his thrusts become mo' an' mo' intense the marbles start poppin' out you ass an' then you shove them up in his an.. an.. pretty soon he not drivin' the ol' spike with a tackhammer no mo'... sound like... oh, I don' know? Lotta marbles all clackin' together....
Negatory, good buddy.
That sign says 'exit only'.
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Nov 21, 2012
 
At some point in the process, Kathryn, I will eventually charm you out of your (frilly pink?) panties. It's inevitable.
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Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Oh hell - I CANNOT stop laughing. This is priceless. Thanks ever so much!!
Gold star for Deb.
Seriously.
:)
You know Debil in love with you, don't you? Did he not just tell you that in fifty different ways?

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THE DEBIL wrote:
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Say, um, you not runnin' a whorehouse are you? Cause Debil can work with that... did you spell that word correctly?
Nah. Too much risk involved. Besides, if I got too successful, I might be tempted to run for office...

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Nov 21, 2012
 
Say, um... you let you hair down a l'il bit you kind of cute...
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Nov 21, 2012
 
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Negatory, good buddy.
That sign says 'exit only'.
Just a thought... don' hol' it against him. You pretty when you smile too. Debil has no resistance whatsoever to a woman who smilin' at him... he don' even got to look down to see the inevitable result.
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<quoted text>Nah. Too much risk involved. Besides, if I got too successful, I might be tempted to run for office...
:)
You could always start entertainin' Generals? Debil hear there an opening fo' that? Maybe two?

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