Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...

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UMBEKNOWNST TO THE ANT COLONY, HURRICANE SANDY WAS ABOUT TO PRODUCE A STORM SURGE OF ENORMOUS PROPORTIONS. 12 FEET OF RAGING WATER SPREAD ACROSS THE SEAWALL AND THE FIELDS AND THE HIVE WAS SUDDENLY AWASH IN SALT WATER. THOSE IN THE DEEPEST CHAMBERS, EVEN THE QUEEN, WERE KILLED INSTANTLY, THOUGH HER BODY CONTINUED TO PRODUCE CHILDREN LONG AFTER SHE WAS ACTUALLY DEAD.

TITUS, HAVING BUILT HIS NEW CHAMBERS IN A SHALLOW FASHION WAS SWEPT UP IN THE TORRENT AND, AS HE GASPED AND SHED THE NEW PURPLE CLOAK HE HAD THE OTHER ANTS WEAVE FOR HIM OUT OF BUTTERFLY WINGS, HE PRAYED TO HIS GODS THAT HE HAD RECENTLY CREATED, "OH, GREAT ANT GODS! SPARE YOUR SERVANT (HE HAD ALSO DECIDED THAT HE MUST BE THE SERVANT IN THIS RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE THAT WAS ALL AN ANT COULD IMAGINE GIVEN HIS LACK OF IMAGINATION OR HISTORY. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN UNTHINKABLE TO IMAGINE THAT HIS NEWLY CREATED "GODS" ACTUALLY WORKED FOR HIM. THAT SLEIGHT OF HAND WOULD BE LEFT TO ANOTHER GENERATION OF ANTS.)
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Impeach Mullah Obama wrote:
<quoted text>Obama is a mulatto of Muslim heritage.(In other words he's a two-time loser). On his wedding band is the inscription &#1604;&#1575; &#1573;&#1604;&#16 07; &#1573;&#1604;&#15 75; &#1575;&#1604;&#16 04;&#1607;, "There is no god but Allah", taken from the recitation of the Shahada, the first of the five pillars of Islam.
YOU POOR, IGNORANT CHILD. DON'T YOU REALIZE I'M GOING TO DROWN YOU NOW? HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL, EH? YOU ARE FROM ARKANSAS, AREN'T YOU?

“I'm here with bells on.”

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THE DEBIL wrote:
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I THOUGHT I ALREADY EXPLAINED THAT... BUT, WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER MY DEAR?
Given the paucity of choices, neither one. But if pressed, the former rather than the latter.

Just sayin'.
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THE DEBIL IS TELLING YOU A STORY, AND, AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE, HIS STORIES HAVE CONSEQUENCES. THEY ARE FASCINATING, WELL WRITTEN, MEANINGFUL, BUT, MOST OF ALL, THEY HAVE CONSEQUENCES FOR THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO READ THEM. UNLESS, OF COURSE YOU ARE TYPING WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED? THE MOST DANGEROUS PART OF THE DEBIL'S STORIES IS THAT HE ATTACHES NO MEANING TO THEM; YOU DO THAT... AND DO THAT YOU WILL.

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sonicfilter wrote:
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2004
Tax Returns: A Comprehensive Assessment of the Bush Administration's Record on Cutting Taxes
....the exceptionally poor job growth of recent years suggests the Administrationís tax cuts have largely failed to accomplish one of its stated policy goals.
http://www.cbpp.org/cms/index.cfm...
read it.
Fool. Still Bush-Bashing. Are you still fighting the Civil War, Idiot?

The Center on Budget and Policy Priorities Thinks We're Still in the Bush Era: http://tinyurl.com/br6awep

Read it.

The CBPP is just one of hundreds(at least) Liberal propaganda sites posing as being "authoritative" and "informative" and , the most funny of all, "helpful".

Get a life, would you?

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Impeach Mullah Obama wrote:
<quoted text>Obama is a mulatto of Muslim heritage.(In other words he's a two-time loser). On his wedding band is the inscription &#1604;&#1575; &#1573;&#1604;&#16 07; &#1573;&#1604;&#15 75; &#1575;&#1604;&#16 04;&#1607;, "There is no god but Allah", taken from the recitation of the Shahada, the first of the five pillars of Islam.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/weddingr...

A lie. Continue

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I ASSUME THAT SINCE YOU ARE HERE IT MEANS THAT BOB IS OUT BUILDING A NEW BREAD OVEN?
Er, no. Building a fire. G'nite.

Happy Thanksgiving.
:)
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EVERYONE ELSE IS WATCHING NOW TOO. TOPIX IS WATCHING. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING TO SEE MICE RUNNING AROUND AND AROUND THE CAT AS IF THEY WERE IMMORTAL. THE RESULTS, HOWEVER, ARE INVARIABLE. NOW! WHICH OF US - IN THE STORY - IS A MOUSE... AND WHICH OF US, IS THE CAT? THE CAT, IN THIS STORY, IS COMPLETELY SATED. NOT ROOM FOR ONE MORE BITE. AND YET... AND YET... KILLING THE MICE IS WHAT SHE DOES... IT'S FUN... ON SOME... IMPERCEPTIBLY ANCIENT LEVEL...
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Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Er, no. Building a fire. G'nite.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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YOU GIVE UP TOO EASILY, KATHRYN, I WON'T HURT YOU... I PROMISE... OR CAN YOU SEE WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN?

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brown eyes wrote:
Democrats are the party of activism, the party that says government can make you richer and smarter.
So what in the hell happened?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA

This is almost as funny as Kevin Clash having his fist up Elmo's butt for 20 years while he entertained kids and fisted other kids off-air.

Who's laughing now?

Government can make you richer and smarter? OK, Cookie Monster:}
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH A... DEBIL JUS' SEE A NEW TOPIC ON TOPIX: "ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO BE A US MARINE." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... PRESUMABLY THAT MEANS: ARE YOU DUMB ENOUGH TO RELEASE 30,000 PAGES OF CLASSIFIED INFORMATION TO TWO FAT LEBANESE WHORES WITH MATCHING TITS AND MIPPLES WHO SEEK BILLION DOLLAR CONTRACTS FROM SOUTH KOREA FOR ACCESS TO THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX?

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Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Agreed. Let us remember that we live in this country together. And for what we are about to consume, may we be truly thankful.
Amen.
We all consume and we all waste but that's where the similarities end. Tax-n-Spend people consume and waste like no other group on the face of this Earth. Tax-n-Spend *other* people's money.

You, too, are a consumer but you will swallow anything.
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Alloramadai wrote:
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http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/weddingr...
A lie. Continue
Ok, you're right. You got me. I'm busted. It doesn't say "There is no god but Allah". It simply says "No god but Allah".
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TITUS WASHED ACROSS MANY MILES OF FLOODED WASTELAND PRAYING FOR... HIS SURVIVAL, TRUTH BE TOLD, AND TRYING TO MAINTAIN SOME SEMBLANCE OF BUOYANCY. IN THIS HE WAS SOMEWHAT SUCCESSFUL AND WHEN DAWN FINALLY BROKE - SUCH AS IT WAS - HE FOUND HIMSELF ALONE BUT ALIVE IN A STRANGE AND FORBIDDING LANDSCAPE.

HUGE FLYING CREATURES SWARMED OVER THE DUNES PLUCKING THIS AND THAT FROM THE SODDEN DUNES AND YET TITUS SURVIVED. HE BEGAN TO THINK THAT MAYBE HIS ORIGINAL THESIS WAS CORRECT, PERHAPS ANTS WERE GODS AND WERE IMMUNE FROM THE VAGARIES OF LIFE - ALL NEW CONCEPTS TITUS HAD CONJURED UP IN FEAR - AND AS THE CLOUDS BROKE HE FOUND HIMSELF LAYING AMIDST A PILE OF LUMBER AND SHINGLES.
AS HE LOOKED AROUND HE THOUGHT: "I COULD BE HAPPY HERE... MAYBE THE GODS JUST WANTED ME TO MOVE?"

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Not Real Sure wrote:
<quoted text>It amazes me how some people are educated way beyond their intelligence !!!!!
To a Liberal, Education = Indoctrination. After paying astronomically high amounts of money to their buddies in academia, the kids gets their heads pried open and a pitcher full of Socialist Propaganda Kerrap and Feel Good is poured in. Go home.

Now you're educated. Next.
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Alloramadai wrote:
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http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/weddingr...
A lie. Continue
You use Snopes to check facts? Damn, you're gullible. I bet you get your info from Wikipedia too. No wonder you voted for Obama. Do yourself a favor and do some real research before displaying your terminal ignorance.
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Impeach Mullah Obama wrote:
<quoted text>Ok, you're right. You got me. I'm busted. It doesn't say "There is no god but Allah". It simply says "No god but Allah".
Evening, ma'am.
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THE DEBIL wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH A... DEBIL JUS' SEE A NEW TOPIC ON TOPIX: "ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO BE A US MARINE." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... PRESUMABLY THAT MEANS: ARE YOU DUMB ENOUGH TO RELEASE 30,000 PAGES OF CLASSIFIED INFORMATION TO TWO FAT LEBANESE WHORES WITH MATCHING TITS AND MIPPLES WHO SEEK BILLION DOLLAR CONTRACTS FROM SOUTH KOREA FOR ACCESS TO THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX?
Nobody reads your mindless drivel.
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So what in the hell happened?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA
This is almost as funny as Kevin Clash having his fist up Elmo's butt for 20 years while he entertained kids and fisted other kids off-air.
Who's laughing now?
Government can make you richer and smarter? OK, Cookie Monster:}
You could put your face in dough and make Gorilla Cookies.
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THE DEBIL wrote:
TITUS WASHED ACROSS MANY MILES OF FLOODED WASTELAND PRAYING FOR... HIS SURVIVAL, TRUTH BE TOLD, AND TRYING TO MAINTAIN SOME SEMBLANCE OF BUOYANCY. IN THIS HE WAS SOMEWHAT SUCCESSFUL AND WHEN DAWN FINALLY BROKE - SUCH AS IT WAS - HE FOUND HIMSELF ALONE BUT ALIVE IN A STRANGE AND FORBIDDING LANDSCAPE.
HUGE FLYING CREATURES SWARMED OVER THE DUNES PLUCKING THIS AND THAT FROM THE SODDEN DUNES AND YET TITUS SURVIVED. HE BEGAN TO THINK THAT MAYBE HIS ORIGINAL THESIS WAS CORRECT, PERHAPS ANTS WERE GODS AND WERE IMMUNE FROM THE VAGARIES OF LIFE - ALL NEW CONCEPTS TITUS HAD CONJURED UP IN FEAR - AND AS THE CLOUDS BROKE HE FOUND HIMSELF LAYING AMIDST A PILE OF LUMBER AND SHINGLES.
AS HE LOOKED AROUND HE THOUGHT: "I COULD BE HAPPY HERE... MAYBE THE GODS JUST WANTED ME TO MOVE?"
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