Barack Obama, our next President

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ... Full Story
Impeach Mullah Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#810022 Nov 22, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
OUTSIDE THE STORM RAGED AND THE WIND BLEW. RAINWATER POURED THROUGH THE ENTRANCE TO THE HIVE, FLOODING THE CHAMBERS THE ANTS HAD JUST BUILT THROUGH THEIR TIRELESS EFFORTS FOR THE USE OF THEIR NEW "KING."
DEEP IN THE HIVE, HOWEVER, THE LARVAE WERE ASLEEP IN THEIR CELLS OBLIVIOUS TO THE DANGER. THE BLOATED QUEEN CONTINUED HER EFFORTS TO SPILL OUT MORE EGGS, GRUNTING WITH EFFORT, BATHED IN SWEAT AND HER SIGHTLESS EYES FOCUSED ON NOTHING AS HER ATTENDANTS SHUTTLED THE LITTLE BODIES BACK AND FORTH TO THE NURSERIES AS THEY OOZED FROM HER DISTENDED UTERUS.
SOLDIERS POLICED THE MUDDY ENTRANCE, EVER ALERT TO DANGERS, REAL OR IMAGINED AS THE HEAVENS POURED DOWN ON THEM A FLOOD OF UNIMAGINABLE PROPORTIONS. THE REST OF THE ANTS JUDGED NONE OF THIS, IT WAS JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN THE ANT FACTORY, BUT TITUS AURELIUS LAY IN HIS NEST AND NEW THOUGHTS POURED INTO HIS MIND.
"PERHAPS WE ARE NOT ANTS, BUT GODS!" HE THOUGHT. "PERHAPS THERE ARE FORCES AT WORK HERE WE DON'T UNDERSTAND?" THE MORE THOUGHTS THAT APPEARED IN HIS TINY MIND'S EYE THE MORE THOUGHTS INTRUDED UPON THOSE THOUGHTS UNTIL, AT LAST, HIS MIND WAS A MAZE OF THOUGHTS. "WHAT IF WE HAVE... ENEMIES?" HE IMAGINED... "WHAT IF THEY WANT WHAT IS ALREADY MINE... MY POWER... MY.. PEOPLE?"
TITUS ROLLED OVER AND OVER IN HIS WOVEN BED AND WAS TORMENTED BY A SINGLE VISION. IN HIS DREAMS HE SAW ARMIES OF RED ANTS WITH HUGE HEADS AND GAPING JAWS RIPPING AND TEARING INTO HIS HIVE OF BLACK ANTS, KILLING, DESTROYING... HE SAW HIS OWN MOTHER IN THE JAWS OF A MASSIVE RED ANT, SCREAMING WITH PAIN AND TERROR... HE SCREAMED HIMSELF AWAKE IN TERROR AND LOOKED AROUND THE DARKENED CELL IN CONFUSION BUT THERE WAS ONLY MUD, AND EXCREMENT, AND BLACKENED EMPTINESS.
More cut and paste.
THE DEBIL

Italy

#810023 Nov 22, 2012
Impeach Mullah Obama wrote:
<quoted text>More cut and paste.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH, THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
THE DEBIL

Italy

#810024 Nov 22, 2012
Impeach Mullah Obama wrote:
<quoted text>Nobody reads your mindless drivel.
YOU DO. YOU CERTAINLY SHOULD. I'M THE CAT... YOU'RE THE MOUSE.
dem

Chicago, IL

#810025 Nov 22, 2012
Impeach Mullah Obama wrote:
<quoted text>Nobody reads your mindless drivel.
Ironic huh, fktard?

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#810026 Nov 22, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>You could put your face in dough and make Gorilla Cookies.
You could put a toilet seat around your face and become another one of your family's portraits.
Impeach Mullah Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#810027 Nov 22, 2012
Alloramadai wrote:
<quoted text>
Love the TV broadcast of the Pompous Palin pardoning the poultry, as other birds are being butchered in the background.
Ever tried to cook a live one, stupid?

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#810028 Nov 22, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH, THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
That's why you are always constipated.
THE DEBIL

Italy

#810029 Nov 22, 2012
DEBIL TAKE A MOMENT AND GO BURN ONE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA... WILLARD ROMNEY? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... YOU WANNA PLAY WITH ME, HONEY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA...
Impeach Mullah Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#810030 Nov 22, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>You were so ugly your momma had to borrow the neighbors baby to take to church. President Obama will go down in history as one of our greatest. Mitt Witt is eating crow instead of turkey this Thanksgiving.
Obama's having baked dog.
THE DEBIL

Italy

#810031 Nov 22, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
That's why you are always constipated.
DEBIL IS DELIGHTED THAT HIS BOWELS ARE YOUR FOCUS. KISS IT... G'HEAD.. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE... STICK YOU OL' CRACKED LIPS TO DEBIL'S ARSE AN' DO WHAT YOU BRED FO'. MO' YOU RESIST... THE MO' INEVITABLE IT BECOME. DEBIL IS SIMPLY YOU LOOKIN' IN THE MIRROR. DEBIL IS YOU... ONLY FROM THE OTHER DIRECTION...
THE DEBIL

Italy

#810034 Nov 22, 2012
REBECCA FELT FREDERICK BEGIN TO COME AND AT THE SAME TIME SHE REALIZED SOMETHING WITHIN HER WAS ACCEPTING HIS SEED. SOME SORT OF CHEMISTRY WAS OCCURRING AND SHE REALIZED INSTANTLY THAT THIS SERVANT, THIS MINDLESS MAN WITH A HUGE, UNCIRCUMSIZED ORGAN WAS PENETRATING TO THE ANCIENT WELLSPRING INSIDE OF HER AND MAKING HER PREGNANT. SHE GAVE HERSELF OVER TO THE SPASMS OF HER CERVIX AS IT DIPPED DOWN INTO THE SWELLING POOL OF SPLOOGE WHICH FLOWED OUT OF HIM, INTO HER... REBECCA SAID, OOOOOOOOH... OHHHHHHHH..... OH, JESUS, YESSS! YESSS! FUCK ME, FREDERICK!!!!! COME NOW!" AND WITH THAT FREDERICK DID COME AND SO DID REBECCA.

AT THAT VERY INSTANT, BILL, THE CHILD SHE AND FREDERICK HAD JUST CONCEIVED, AWOKE AND SAID OUT LOUD... "HUH? WHERE THE FUCK AM I?" THEN FREDERICK'S SPASMING PENIS RAMMED INTO REBECCA AND KILLED BILL INSTANTLY. C'EST LA VIE.
brown eyes

Roanoke, VA

#810035 Nov 22, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
You could put a toilet seat around your face and become another one of your family's portraits.
They had to put bones around your neck to get the dogs to play with you as a child.
THE DEBIL

Italy

#810036 Nov 22, 2012
REBECCA REACHED DOWN AND GRABBED FREDERICK'S THROBBING ORGAN AND FORCED IT DEEPER INSIDE OF HER. FOR A VIRGIN SHE WAS ROOMY AND FREDERICK WAS BEYOND CARING. HE KNEW ON SOME LEVEL THAT HE'D JUST LOST HIS JOB BUT HE WAS A MAN AND HAD A DIFFERENT JOB TO DO RIGHT NOW, ONE THAT A GUY COULD LEARN IN JUST A DAY OR SO... MANAGEMENT, LABOR, BAHHHHHH, WHO CARED. FREDERICK HAD A 14" PENIS, SO, FOR NOW, HE HAD JOB SECURITY. TOMORROW WAS ANOTHER DAY.
brown eyes

Roanoke, VA

#810037 Nov 22, 2012
Impeach Mullah Obama wrote:
<quoted text>Obama's having baked dog.
Mitt Witt's having crow.
dem

Chicago, IL

#810038 Nov 22, 2012
Here's how you exterminate republicans.

http://youtu.be/gglxehpl28Q
dem

Chicago, IL

#810040 Nov 22, 2012
http://youtu.be/NxQksEF2uso

Here's how you dig up tea baggers.
brown eyes

Roanoke, VA

#810042 Nov 22, 2012
Impeach Mullah Obama wrote:
<quoted text>She was a two bit whoare. During JFKs whole presidency she was screwin LBJ.
Lady Bird was all LBJ could handle. Jackie was safe.

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#810043 Nov 22, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>31 bills blocked by Republicans in 2010.
Examples of Bills Blocked.
Republicans block bill to Aid Small Businesses.
Republicans block Unemployment Benefits Extension.
Republicans block Bank Reform Bill.
Republicans Block Campaign Disclosure Bill.
Republicans block Jobs Bill in Senate.
Republicans block bill ending Tax Breaks For US Companies sending
Veterans Jobs Bill blocked in Senate would have created jobs for up to 20,000 veterans. The procedural vote was 58 to 40, 60 was needed to waive Republican objections.
I had to cut some of your post.
As part of the Plan for America’s Job Creators, the House has passed more than a dozen bills to protect American jobs from the threat of excessive government regulations and pave the way for the private sector to put hundreds of thousands of Americans back to work. Senate Democrats have blocked the majority of these bills – despite the fact that the unemployment rate has been stuck above eight percent for 32 months. Here’s a look at the impact some of these House-passed bills could have on jobs and the economy if Senate Democrats would allow them to come to a vote:
&#9632;1.4 Million Jobs: In April, the House passed the Energy Tax Prevention Act (H.R. 910) to prevent the Administration from imposing a backdoor national energy tax that will drive up gasoline prices and put as many as 1.4 million American jobs at risk, according to the House Energy & Commerce Committee.
&#9632;“At Least 100,000 to 200,000 Jobs”: The House passed a resolution (H.J.Res. 37) prohibiting the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) from pursuing a government takeover of the Internet that a New York Law School Advanced Communications Law & Policy Institute study says would have “devastating impacts,” costing the U.S. economy “at least 100,000 to 200,000 jobs per year over the next five years.”
&#9632;1,000 South Carolina Jobs: The Protecting Jobs From Government Interference Act (H.R. 2587), passed by the House last month, will help rein in unaccountable National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) bureaucrats that are attempting to stop Boeing from creating what the company says would be 1,000 new jobs in South Carolina. The bill will not only protect jobs in South Carolina, but will also prevent the NLRB from dictating where companies can or cannot create jobs in the United States – a policy that would have a “chilling effect on job creation.”
&#9632;More Than 15,000 Jobs: In a letter to the White House last month, Reps. Steve Chabot (R-OH) and Geoff Davis (R-KY) urged President Obama to support the Cement Sector Regulatory Relief Act (H.R 2681) to stop excessive regulations on the cement industry that the Energy & Commerce Committee says could force up to 20 percent of the nation’s plants to shut down. In the letter, Reps. Davis and Chabot cited a study conducted by experts at Southern Methodist University that found that:“[S]hould 10 percent of the domestic industry disappear, the direct, indirect and induced job losses would exceed 15,000. And this figure doesn’t include possible job losses in the huge construction sector that might occur in the face of higher concrete prices.”
&#9632;224,000 Jobs: Last week, the House passed legislation (H.R. 2250) that would stop burdensome new regulations impacting thousands of job creators that use boilers – including hospitals, factories, and even colleges. These regulations would impose billions of dollars in new costs and put 224,000 jobs at risk, according to the Council of Industrial Boiler Owners.
&#9632;“As Many As 316,000 Jobs”: The bipartisan, House-passed Coal Residuals Reuse and Management Act stops excessive regulations on energy producers and gives states the power to implement regulations for coal ash that balance the need to protect both jobs and the environment. According to the National Association of Manufacturers, the bill will protect “as many as 316,000 jobs.”
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Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#810044 Nov 22, 2012
continued from above.

&#9632;250,000 New Jobs in the Short-Term, 1.2 Million New Jobs in the Long-Term: The House passed a series of American Energy Initiative bills (H.R. 1229, H.R. 1230, H.R. 1231) that will roll back the Obama Administration’s de facto moratorium on American energy production that has already cost the economy thousands of jobs. Louisiana State University professor Dr. Joseph Mason estimates that these bills could create 250,000 jobs in the short-term and 1.2 million jobs in the long-term.
&#9632;54,000 New Jobs: The Jobs and Energy Permitting Act (H.R. 2021) will end permitting delays in Alaska and other areas to boost offshore energy production, help lower gas prices and create an estimated 54,000 jobs, according to a Northern Economics research study.
&#9632;More Than 20,000 New Jobs: The North-American Made Energy Security Act requires the Obama Administration to make a determination by November on whether or not it will allow the Keystone XL pipeline expansion to move forward. According to the Energy & Commerce committee,“the pipeline expansion project is estimated to directly create 20,000 jobs for its construction and many thousands more related to the effort.”

These are just a few of the bills the House has passed to eliminate barriers to private-sector job growth, particularly the onslaught of new government regulations being handed down by Washington Democrats. It is time for Senate Democrats to allow all of these jobs bills to come to a vote.

http://www.westernfreepress.com/2011/10/19/se...
brown eyes

Roanoke, VA

#810046 Nov 22, 2012
Impeach Mullah Obama wrote:
<quoted text>Obama is a mulatto of Muslim heritage.(In other words he's a two-time loser). On his wedding band is the inscription &#1604;&#1575; &#1573;&#1604;&#16 07; &#1573;&#1604;&#15 75; &#1575;&#1604;&#16 04;&#1607;, "There is no god but Allah", taken from the recitation of the Shahada, the first of the five pillars of Islam.
President Obama was babtized into the United Church of Christ denomination and formally joined in 1998. He left the UCC in 2008. He now worships with a Southern Babtist Pastor at Camp David.
President Obama is a practicing Christian.

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