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THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809565 Nov 21, 2012
You know, Kathryn, have you ever let a man fill your anus with marbles? It's an incredible sensation between loving adults. He get on top (again) an' as his thrusts become mo' an' mo' intense the marbles start poppin' out you ass an' then you shove them up in his an.. an.. pretty soon he not drivin' the ol' spike with a tackhammer no mo'... sound like... oh, I don' know? Lotta marbles all clackin' together....
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809566 Nov 21, 2012
Heheheheheheh.. you let a man put his marble collection up you ass in a loving an' caring manner, you own him after that.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809567 Nov 21, 2012
Trust me on this one..
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809568 Nov 21, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>Bah, we don't still ocupy huge swaths of Germany.
An we got the sausage an' beer to prove it!

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#809569 Nov 21, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
Which is, of course, another way of saying he's over at you best friend Sally's house with his dick in her mouth cause she's a "dirty-girl" and helps him forget the loveless marriage he's locked into wherein his ability to stack up bricks in useful configurations is now a surrogate fo' rude, sweaty sex.(Google: Petraeus Pizza Oven)
Oddly enough, I got a chuckle out of this.

Thanks.
:)

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#809570 Nov 21, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
If Debil teach you nuthin' else, he hope you understand you need to be naked an' lubricated with red, red lipstick on... and barefooted... when that po' man get home from um... work.
Way ahead of you, Deb.
Home-based business has lots of perks.
:)
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809571 Nov 21, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Oddly enough, I got a chuckle out of this.
Thanks.
:)
K, then there's still hope fo' you. Debil's ultimate goal is to make women laugh an' if you lookin' fo' anything else you gon' have to invent it youself. It all started when you call him "rude" which he certainly is not. But he take the position that a person should get what they expect outta life. Personally, I like the stuff about the pizza oven and will use it my next book. So, thank you too.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809572 Nov 21, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Way ahead of you, Deb.
Home-based business has lots of perks.
:)
Say, um, you not runnin' a whorehouse are you? Cause Debil can work with that... did you spell that word correctly?

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#809573 Nov 21, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
Kathryn: "Oh, Doctor Weiss, I just don't know what to do! Bob is out in the yard at all hours and it's becoming a maze of chimneys and arches and things and it's not as if he has some sort of plan he just builds stuff willy-nilly wherever he pleases! He just finished building a pyramid on top of my hydrangeas! I don't understand MEN! With all their dark urges and things... Oh Doctor Weiss, please help me, I don't know what I'm doing... Doctor Weiss? DOCTOR WEISS?? WHAT ARE DOING, DOCTOR? PUT THAT AWAY IMMEDIATELY!!!!"
Dr. Weiss: "Oh, I'm sorry Mrs' Lipshitz, I thought you said you wanted to have sex?"
Oh hell - I CANNOT stop laughing. This is priceless. Thanks ever so much!!

Gold star for Deb.
Seriously.
:)

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#809575 Nov 21, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
You know, Kathryn, have you ever let a man fill your anus with marbles? It's an incredible sensation between loving adults. He get on top (again) an' as his thrusts become mo' an' mo' intense the marbles start poppin' out you ass an' then you shove them up in his an.. an.. pretty soon he not drivin' the ol' spike with a tackhammer no mo'... sound like... oh, I don' know? Lotta marbles all clackin' together....
Negatory, good buddy.
That sign says 'exit only'.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809576 Nov 21, 2012
At some point in the process, Kathryn, I will eventually charm you out of your (frilly pink?) panties. It's inevitable.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809577 Nov 21, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Oh hell - I CANNOT stop laughing. This is priceless. Thanks ever so much!!
Gold star for Deb.
Seriously.
:)
You know Debil in love with you, don't you? Did he not just tell you that in fifty different ways?

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#809578 Nov 21, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
Say, um, you not runnin' a whorehouse are you? Cause Debil can work with that... did you spell that word correctly?
Nah. Too much risk involved. Besides, if I got too successful, I might be tempted to run for office...

:)
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809579 Nov 21, 2012
Say, um... you let you hair down a l'il bit you kind of cute...
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809580 Nov 21, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Negatory, good buddy.
That sign says 'exit only'.
Just a thought... don' hol' it against him. You pretty when you smile too. Debil has no resistance whatsoever to a woman who smilin' at him... he don' even got to look down to see the inevitable result.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809584 Nov 21, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Nah. Too much risk involved. Besides, if I got too successful, I might be tempted to run for office...
:)
You could always start entertainin' Generals? Debil hear there an opening fo' that? Maybe two?

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#809585 Nov 21, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
Say, um... you let you hair down a l'il bit you kind of cute...
You have no idea...

:)

(What can I say? The sun has just entered my twelfth house, according to the Topix horrorscope page. What's a girl to do?)

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#809586 Nov 21, 2012
Still giggling...
:)
Homer

Bethlehem, PA

#809587 Nov 21, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Oddly enough, I got a chuckle out of this.
Thanks.
:)
You are a good sport and obviously not easily offended.
Homer

Bethlehem, PA

#809588 Nov 21, 2012
Apparently this has become a dating site.

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