Now that was funny.<quoted text>
Perhaps a bifurcated, scaly, inexhaustible jackhammer would be more to your licking, but alas, I cannot compete on such a level, especially when he's got you so thoroughly impaled, there's no more room in there -- cavernous as that old gray thing thing might be.
The "I know you are but what am I" is so, well, you know ...
You know, chatty kathy, the one thing you folk do better than anybody else is to make your fear almost palpable -- so much so, that you can't help, well, palpating it ...
Keep plugging, dear. You're showing some slight improvement.
Practice makes perfect, you know.