Barack Obama, our next President

Barack Obama, our next President

There are 1264965 comments on the Hampton Roads Daily Press story from Nov 5, 2008, titled Barack Obama, our next President. In it, Hampton Roads Daily Press reports that:

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...

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THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809552 Nov 21, 2012
Sally: "Oh, Kathryn! You've got a new pizza oven in the middle of your lawn! How lovely! Where's Bob?"
Homer

Bethlehem, PA

#809553 Nov 21, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
Titus had not always been called Titus but at almost the same moment he’d had his big idea he realized he would need new language to describe what it meant. Prior to that time there had been no word in Ant for,“management, division of labor, hierarchy,” those sorts of concepts just sprang up from nothing in Titus’ mind. Simultaneously he realized that “ANT 165,898,331” was no suitable name for an ant “in charge of things” and he began to cast about for something more… magisterial. More… something. The concept of “More,” would, in time, prove his undoing but how was he to know this? Prior to this he’d known… nothing. Afterwards… he’d known… something.
For their part the other ants reacted to Titus’“rule” the way they reacted to everything: with quiet resignation, the ant equivalent of a shrug.“Shrug,” Titus thought.“Yes, that’s a good word for that sort of helpless, aimless movement an ant makes with it’s front legs when it doesn’t understand it’s about to get screwed.”
Homer can't follow this, it's not in ALL CAPS
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809554 Nov 21, 2012
Debil does acknowledge, however, that women who call him "rude" tend to be wildcats in the sack. Jus' sayin'... All that pent-up frustration one imagines... I had this one woman in church... MMMMMM-MMMM... she let me stick Maribou feathers in her ass an' then do her in the missionary position so you balls kind of swingin' back an fo'th over the feathers? It outrageous an' kind of thing Debil sometimes do... when she willing... Debil not like to force his opinions on others...
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809555 Nov 21, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>Homer can't follow this, it's not in ALL CAPS
Debil is hung-over to a degree an' he tryin' to be very quiet.... you said you wanted to dial-back the rhetoric din't you?
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809556 Nov 21, 2012
Yup, soon as you see that first brick bein' laid in the lawn, an intuitive woman knows there a penis available... or a Mexican livin' there...
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809557 Nov 21, 2012
Kathryn: "Oh, Doctor Weiss, I just don't know what to do! Bob is out in the yard at all hours and it's becoming a maze of chimneys and arches and things and it's not as if he has some sort of plan he just builds stuff willy-nilly wherever he pleases! He just finished building a pyramid on top of my hydrangeas! I don't understand MEN! With all their dark urges and things... Oh Doctor Weiss, please help me, I don't know what I'm doing... Doctor Weiss? DOCTOR WEISS?? WHAT ARE DOING, DOCTOR? PUT THAT AWAY IMMEDIATELY!!!!"

Dr. Weiss: "Oh, I'm sorry Mrs' Lipshitz, I thought you said you wanted to have sex?"
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809558 Nov 21, 2012
So, um, Kathryn... you ever jus' wear some nipple clamps aroun' under you housedress? Lotta women'd be gone by now but you jus' keep comin' back, so to speak. Debil admire that in a girl... Debil admire a lot of things in a girl... feathers, fo' instance...

Since: Feb 10

ny ny

#809559 Nov 21, 2012
From the (totally not liberal) Investor’s Business Daily:

Believe it or not, the federal deficit has fallen faster over the past three years than it has in any such stretch since demobilization from World War II.

[...]

From fiscal 2009 to fiscal 2012, the deficit shrank 3.1 percentage points, from 10.1% to 7.0% of GDP.

That’s just a bit faster than the 3.0 percentage point deficit improvement from 1995 to ’98, but at that point, the economy had everything going for it.

Other occasions when the federal deficit contracted by much more than 1 percentage point a year have coincided with recession. Some examples include 1937, 1960 and 1969.

http://news.investors.com/blogs-capital-hill/...

Listen closely… that PBTPBTPBT! balloon-deflating sound you hear is another right-wing myth about the president dying at the hands of mathematical reality.

“fairtax.org”

Since: Dec 08

gauley bridge wv

#809560 Nov 21, 2012
Karma is a_______ wrote:
<quoted text>
wow 8,600 rockets and only 28 deaths......
what's the death toll of Palestinians from Israeli attacks???
we kicked Saddam out of Kuwait for waging a war for territory, how come we haven't done anything about Israel seizing land in 1967???
Israel needs to get out of the West Bank and Gaza period
Israel was attacked by what 5 countries at the same time. They kicked all of their asses. To the victor goes the spoils. That land was won in the heat of battle.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809562 Nov 21, 2012
flack wrote:
<quoted text> Israel was attacked by what 5 countries at the same time. They kicked all of their asses. To the victor goes the spoils. That land was won in the heat of battle.
Yeah! Like in Iraq!!!(Debil say with a stern, self-assured expression his face!) Say, um, Debil ever introduce you to his friend Titus?
Homer

Bethlehem, PA

#809563 Nov 21, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
Debil is hung-over to a degree an' he tryin' to be very quiet.... you said you wanted to dial-back the rhetoric din't you?
Very good. Carry on.
Homer

Bethlehem, PA

#809564 Nov 21, 2012
flack wrote:
<quoted text> Israel was attacked by what 5 countries at the same time. They kicked all of their asses. To the victor goes the spoils. That land was won in the heat of battle.
Bah, we don't still ocupy huge swaths of Germany.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809565 Nov 21, 2012
You know, Kathryn, have you ever let a man fill your anus with marbles? It's an incredible sensation between loving adults. He get on top (again) an' as his thrusts become mo' an' mo' intense the marbles start poppin' out you ass an' then you shove them up in his an.. an.. pretty soon he not drivin' the ol' spike with a tackhammer no mo'... sound like... oh, I don' know? Lotta marbles all clackin' together....
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809566 Nov 21, 2012
Heheheheheheh.. you let a man put his marble collection up you ass in a loving an' caring manner, you own him after that.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809567 Nov 21, 2012
Trust me on this one..
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809568 Nov 21, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>Bah, we don't still ocupy huge swaths of Germany.
An we got the sausage an' beer to prove it!

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#809569 Nov 21, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
Which is, of course, another way of saying he's over at you best friend Sally's house with his dick in her mouth cause she's a "dirty-girl" and helps him forget the loveless marriage he's locked into wherein his ability to stack up bricks in useful configurations is now a surrogate fo' rude, sweaty sex.(Google: Petraeus Pizza Oven)
Oddly enough, I got a chuckle out of this.

Thanks.
:)

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#809570 Nov 21, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
If Debil teach you nuthin' else, he hope you understand you need to be naked an' lubricated with red, red lipstick on... and barefooted... when that po' man get home from um... work.
Way ahead of you, Deb.
Home-based business has lots of perks.
:)
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809571 Nov 21, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Oddly enough, I got a chuckle out of this.
Thanks.
:)
K, then there's still hope fo' you. Debil's ultimate goal is to make women laugh an' if you lookin' fo' anything else you gon' have to invent it youself. It all started when you call him "rude" which he certainly is not. But he take the position that a person should get what they expect outta life. Personally, I like the stuff about the pizza oven and will use it my next book. So, thank you too.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#809572 Nov 21, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Way ahead of you, Deb.
Home-based business has lots of perks.
:)
Say, um, you not runnin' a whorehouse are you? Cause Debil can work with that... did you spell that word correctly?

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